Chelsea Handler

Do you want to come see them? And I'm always like, not interested. That was just a message to you. You're good. That was a good breakup.

Do you want to come see them? And I'm always like, not interested. That was just a message to you. You're good. That was a good breakup.

Well, I gave it to him as like a birthday present, but I knew I was leaving. And then you say goodbye. Yeah. And then the trees got planted after I was gone, you know. And so that was like, that felt great.

Well, I gave it to him as like a birthday present, but I knew I was leaving. And then you say goodbye. Yeah. And then the trees got planted after I was gone, you know. And so that was like, that felt great.

Well, I gave it to him as like a birthday present, but I knew I was leaving. And then you say goodbye. Yeah. And then the trees got planted after I was gone, you know. And so that was like, that felt great.

Yeah. That was like your last big toxic hit. And then you're out. Yeah. And then, and then I haven't had a toxic relationship since then. So that was kind of like, I went out with a bang and nature. So gorgeous. You know what would be good for you to have your dogs during your interviews? So I've thought about that, but I couldn't tell. Because I think it helps people.

Yeah. That was like your last big toxic hit. And then you're out. Yeah. And then, and then I haven't had a toxic relationship since then. So that was kind of like, I went out with a bang and nature. So gorgeous. You know what would be good for you to have your dogs during your interviews? So I've thought about that, but I couldn't tell. Because I think it helps people.

Yeah. That was like your last big toxic hit. And then you're out. Yeah. And then, and then I haven't had a toxic relationship since then. So that was kind of like, I went out with a bang and nature. So gorgeous. You know what would be good for you to have your dogs during your interviews? So I've thought about that, but I couldn't tell. Because I think it helps people.

I think anyone who's coming on this show understands that they're going to dish, right? They know what's up.

I think anyone who's coming on this show understands that they're going to dish, right? They know what's up.

I think anyone who's coming on this show understands that they're going to dish, right? They know what's up.

You're getting up to the big. Yes, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. And I've already gotten an abortion during this interview, all within this time. But they know they're coming here. So I don't know that you need the dogs, but I like it. I like the idea of people softening and because dogs make people feel happy.

You're getting up to the big. Yes, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. And I've already gotten an abortion during this interview, all within this time. But they know they're coming here. So I don't know that you need the dogs, but I like it. I like the idea of people softening and because dogs make people feel happy.

You're getting up to the big. Yes, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. And I've already gotten an abortion during this interview, all within this time. But they know they're coming here. So I don't know that you need the dogs, but I like it. I like the idea of people softening and because dogs make people feel happy.

Well, I once flew one of my dogs privately alone to meet me. In Whistler, Canada, because I thought there was a quarantine when I first started going there and I didn't know I could bring my dog. So I flew myself there first. And then when I found out you don't have to quarantine your dogs, I sent for Chunk. And he got on a plane with two pilots and a manifest that said Chunk Handler.

Well, I once flew one of my dogs privately alone to meet me. In Whistler, Canada, because I thought there was a quarantine when I first started going there and I didn't know I could bring my dog. So I flew myself there first. And then when I found out you don't have to quarantine your dogs, I sent for Chunk. And he got on a plane with two pilots and a manifest that said Chunk Handler.

Well, I once flew one of my dogs privately alone to meet me. In Whistler, Canada, because I thought there was a quarantine when I first started going there and I didn't know I could bring my dog. So I flew myself there first. And then when I found out you don't have to quarantine your dogs, I sent for Chunk. And he got on a plane with two pilots and a manifest that said Chunk Handler.

So that was one extravagant thing. That is fucking – imagine being those pilots. That's exactly right. The other thing I've done is I'm in Maine. It's COVID. And I'm trying to fuck Andrew Cuomo at the time because I had a hot, hot thing for Andrew Cuomo. He was hot at the time. Yeah, he was hot. And anyway, I rented this house in Maine. And then Andrew Cuomo blew me off.

So that was one extravagant thing. That is fucking – imagine being those pilots. That's exactly right. The other thing I've done is I'm in Maine. It's COVID. And I'm trying to fuck Andrew Cuomo at the time because I had a hot, hot thing for Andrew Cuomo. He was hot at the time. Yeah, he was hot. And anyway, I rented this house in Maine. And then Andrew Cuomo blew me off.

So that was one extravagant thing. That is fucking – imagine being those pilots. That's exactly right. The other thing I've done is I'm in Maine. It's COVID. And I'm trying to fuck Andrew Cuomo at the time because I had a hot, hot thing for Andrew Cuomo. He was hot at the time. Yeah, he was hot. And anyway, I rented this house in Maine. And then Andrew Cuomo blew me off.