Chelsea Handler

I want people.

That's what I want to inject people with.

It's

So this is what you have to learn about books.

It's kind of like, you know, we have a lot to learn, Deva, Deva.

Well, you have to legally shroud people's identity unless they're a public figure.

So like if I had my story about Andrew Cuomo, which happens to be in my stand up special.

And in my book, there's a crossover.

It's two kind of different, like there's way more room for detail and everything in the book, but he's a public figure.

So I tell like one version of that story in the book and I tell, I mean, it's the same version, but you know, different storytelling styles for standup for books.

But like for him, I don't have to ask permission because everything I'm telling is true for a friend of mine that I'm writing about who I,

like who isn't a public figure that I'm saying something embarrassing or bad about.

Like I have to shroud her identity so that no one will read it and recognize who you're talking about.

So sometimes it's like, I'll make up a character.

I'll make a guy, a girl, or make, you know, you make them a different age, a different part of the world they live in and blah, blah, blah, just to kind of shroud their identity.

But that's what you have to do when you write books also.

This is your motivational talk for you guys this morning, for both of you, Deva.

a boss in the bedroom.

I mean, I like being sexually bossed around.

I mean, no one's really going to boss me around because that's just not going to happen.