Chelsea Handler
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Podcast Appearances
I haven't done that now.
Am I going to go do that right after I leave here?
Are you going to hand me a pamphlet?
Lessons, I know.
Well, this is, I mean, this is a terrible story, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
We can cut it later if you change your mind.
If you change your mind.
I worked with this girl who was like born again Christian who admitted to us one night.
This is on Broadway.
Okay.
We're Broadway actors at this point.
And she said that she was still a virgin because she had only been doing anal with her fiance.
Now, this quickly gave her the nickname, the up-the-butt girl of Broadway.
But we were like, hun.
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