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Chelsea

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
711 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Can I pause you for one second? I know what happened. Do you?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Can I pause you for one second? I know what happened. Do you?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Although it is incredibly steep, so I do think it would have taken quite a lot of balancing to find a spot to appropriately go to the bathroom. But anyway, we're making our way up to the top, and she's like, no, I, like, really need to find a bathroom. I then hear the loudest stomach grumble I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Although it is incredibly steep, so I do think it would have taken quite a lot of balancing to find a spot to appropriately go to the bathroom. But anyway, we're making our way up to the top, and she's like, no, I, like, really need to find a bathroom. I then hear the loudest stomach grumble I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Although it is incredibly steep, so I do think it would have taken quite a lot of balancing to find a spot to appropriately go to the bathroom. But anyway, we're making our way up to the top, and she's like, no, I, like, really need to find a bathroom. I then hear the loudest stomach grumble I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Kind Gesture from a Stranger

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.