Chelsea

She starts screaming, pushes her way out of the woods, runs across the wide concrete path into this little grassy clearing where there's woods behind her, but she's not under any coverage. She's out in the open. She starts halfway taking down her denim shorts and starts shitting her pants everywhere. Oh, no.

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

And she's just standing there, pants halfway off, just screaming like, oh my gosh, like, I'm so embarrassed. Don't look, don't look, I'm so embarrassed. Her face is red. You can tell she's in a lot of pain. And when I say shitting her pants, I mean, it's like liquid and spraying. Like, I've never seen diarrhea like that.

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

Yeah, it's like she couldn't control herself. She just had to get them off and start going. And the poor thing couldn't stop. It was coming in waves. So she would like have one around. She thought it was done. And then it kept coming, kept coming. So I'm just standing there in the middle of this wide concrete walking path. I don't know what to do because I don't really know this person.

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

So I'm like, do I need to walk away and give her privacy or do I need to offer her help? I just don't know what to do. She's clearly embarrassed. Yeah. She's like, you have to go find something to help us clean this up. And I'm like, okay, because we have nothing on us.

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

Her person. It's gotten all over the place. Like, it's running down the back of her legs. It's, like, in her shorts. It's a real mess. And I'm like, okay, there's probably, like, a public bathroom at this park. I can go look for something. She's like, well, before you go, can you check my phone? Because she can't check her phone because there's shit all over the place. Oh, man.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

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