Chelsea

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

So I grab her phone and I look to see that the future groom has texted. Fuck. And said, hey, we parked in the parking lot. We're on our way up the path. Okay, so now imagine this like an action movie where there's like a timer in the corner. And we've got maybe 25 minutes to get this all cleaned up and go get in position before the couple is up at the top of the hill like ready to get engaged.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

And we also don't know how fast the couple is walking. And is the couple going to pass you? Yes. So we are still about 200 or 300 yards away from the overlook, probably. But I mean, she's standing right off this path. So the couple will walk right past the spot. So I take off sprinting further down the hill to try to find a bathroom. And I finally find one. And I'm like, OK, perfect.

Try to get in. Everything's locked.

Try to get in. Everything's locked.

Try to get in. Everything's locked.

I'm like climbing on things trying to push through the window at the top can't get into this building and I have to then make a calculated decision I can keep running further down the hill but I don't know if there's a bathroom there and I also risk running into the couple and not being able to stop them in time until they come across Jane standing there covered in her own

I'm like climbing on things trying to push through the window at the top can't get into this building and I have to then make a calculated decision I can keep running further down the hill but I don't know if there's a bathroom there and I also risk running into the couple and not being able to stop them in time until they come across Jane standing there covered in her own

I'm like climbing on things trying to push through the window at the top can't get into this building and I have to then make a calculated decision I can keep running further down the hill but I don't know if there's a bathroom there and I also risk running into the couple and not being able to stop them in time until they come across Jane standing there covered in her own

And so I'm like, I just have to go back up to where Jane is. So I go back up the hill. Poor thing is like sticky, covered in her own poop. She is using leaves and branches to try to clean herself up. And it's 95 degrees and humid. So the smell that's wafting up into the air. This is a nightmare.

And so I'm like, I just have to go back up to where Jane is. So I go back up the hill. Poor thing is like sticky, covered in her own poop. She is using leaves and branches to try to clean herself up. And it's 95 degrees and humid. So the smell that's wafting up into the air. This is a nightmare.

And so I'm like, I just have to go back up to where Jane is. So I go back up the hill. Poor thing is like sticky, covered in her own poop. She is using leaves and branches to try to clean herself up. And it's 95 degrees and humid. So the smell that's wafting up into the air. This is a nightmare.

And so we're just kind of standing there at a loss. We have a timer ticking down and we have no way of cleaning this up because we're wearing like shorts and a tank top. Like we don't even have extra clothes on us. And Jane is certain that she doesn't have anything in her car that can help us because she just cleaned it out.

And so we're just kind of standing there at a loss. We have a timer ticking down and we have no way of cleaning this up because we're wearing like shorts and a tank top. Like we don't even have extra clothes on us. And Jane is certain that she doesn't have anything in her car that can help us because she just cleaned it out.

And so we're just kind of standing there at a loss. We have a timer ticking down and we have no way of cleaning this up because we're wearing like shorts and a tank top. Like we don't even have extra clothes on us. And Jane is certain that she doesn't have anything in her car that can help us because she just cleaned it out.

And Jane also can't just go hide in the woods and let me do it because the couple knows her personally. And so if the groom shows up to the engagement and Jane isn't there, he's going to be like red flags are going off and it could risk ruining the whole proposal. Then, out of nowhere, we hadn't seen a single soul at the park yet that day.

And Jane also can't just go hide in the woods and let me do it because the couple knows her personally. And so if the groom shows up to the engagement and Jane isn't there, he's going to be like red flags are going off and it could risk ruining the whole proposal. Then, out of nowhere, we hadn't seen a single soul at the park yet that day.