Chloe Fineman
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739 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 18 Feb
Chloe Fineman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Where did you go? It was called Camp Kitov. It was a Jewish camp, obviously, in Berkeley. And I... I worked there and went there.
100%.
Yeah, I did get, like, fired immediately, but then rehired famously.
Um, there was this kid who will remain unnameless, because he maybe watches this, I don't know. Um, ****, but we won't... And he had three mommies, which was cool, because it was, you know, Berkeley. His moms are lesbians.
And divorced, yeah. It took a while to do the math. But he would always do this thing where he was like, can I have a hug? And he was like a really bad kid, but I was like, I had a soft spot and I would like go to hug him. And then he would lift up my shirt, which was like savage. And I remember I was 16 and I was like, I was like, I'm gonna get back this piece of shit, motherfucker.
And so we were on a hike and I was like, oh. Do you see the hawk? And he's like, where? And then I pulled his pants down. And he wasn't wearing underwear, so his little peen is flopping in the wind. And a bus, true story, a bus of other campers come by and all these kids are like, no! And everything was in slow motion and his furs were like, f***! Und dann war ich nicht gefragt zurück.
Es war verrückt.
Ich war so, was war ich denken? Ich glaube, ehrlich gesagt, ich war so, haha. Nein, weil ich keinen Ruhm hatte, weil ich gesagt habe, dass ich zu... von älteren Kanzlern, wo sie sagten, du kannst nicht Kampfer sein. Und ich war so, aber er hat meine Schuhe auf.
Und ich war so, aber er ist ein Scheiß. Und ich dachte, es war lustig. War es ein Schlafkamp? Es war wie ein Tagkamp mit Nachmittagen.
Das macht Sinn, oder? Nein, es ist wie eine Schuhe. Ja, ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Immediately. It actually weirdly makes sense. I'll explain why.
Okay, so every morning we had sketch comedy.
It was called Kumsitz.
Kumsitz is Yiddish for like skits, I guess.
So I discovered my comedic voice at Kumsitz. You've never heard of Kumsitz?
Mensch? Ja, ja.
STD or something.
It means you're a good person. A good person, yeah. My friends were always, I don't know, let's see. My friends were really funny. I was good at kumsits as a hot counselor, pantsing boys. And I think I did discover I had comedic talent at this camp. And then I did nothing with it whatsoever. I went to NYU. and was like a dramatic actress.
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