Chloe Malle

It finally pops off when she gets to some party where Sabrina Carpenter is eating a hamburger and French fries with Stevie Nicks.

It's like, OK, she's achieved something.

Whoopi Goldberg was freaky.

Freaking me out.

Great timing.

I know, and I love reading all the reviews.

I won't be there, but our colleague Radhika Seth from Bridge Vogue goes, and she has very particular tastes that I always love hearing what she thinks about movies.

She's even creepier than me.

Yeah, she out-creeps me.

It's great.

I'm excited about three.

I mean, it's very arthouse this year.

There's nary a blockbuster in sight.

Like, this is really kind of for the film nerds among us.

But I'm excited about Fjord, which is Christian Moonjoo's new movie.

His last movie was called R.M.N., which I thought was really fascinating.

And this one stars Sebastian Stan and Renata Renzva.

Oh, wait, Friend of the Post.

And we love this because our colleague, Liam Hess, was covering, like, Chic Hotel in the wilds of Norway.

And he was slacking us.