Chris Addison
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah.
It's like the shipping forecast, essentially.
Self-loathing, rising, fair to moderate.
Ah!
It's grim.
How long do you self-loathe for?
Oh, I mean, I can self-loathe for hours.
Now I sort of, after about 45 minutes, if it's going nowhere in terms of further sleep, I just go, okay, fine.
Okay.
Well, yesterday my alarm went off at 5.20 in any case.
So I did 42 minutes of self-loathing before I did a bit of regretting of setting an early alarm.
Yeah, it really means I can fit stuff in.
So it goes 4.38 self-loathing, 5.20 regret.
You know, you really get a lot done in those early hours.
I have a farm of Keith Chegwin clones in which I milk him for other people's jokes.
I've attached him to various machines and he will give you the best jokes of other comedians.
Rest in peace, Jaggeris.
Well, look, I came up at 5.20 because the gym opens at 6.
And I want to be at the gym at 6 because I...
fucking hate the gym.