Chris Addison

I hate all physical exercise.

I've always hated all physical exercise, but I am a man of a certain age who has never really done physical exercise and therefore really needs to do some.

And so the only way that I can bear to do it is it's quite a busy gym.

So the only way, even at six in the morning, it's a busy gym.

The only way that I can bear to do it is to go as early as I possibly can.

So it doesn't steal any of my day off me.

That's a part of the time that I either wouldn't be awake or I would be awake calling myself a c**t.

So it's no loss to me if I go there and then I'm done.

I'm back in my house by, you know, 7.30.

I really enjoyed that.

It was you, me, Kitson, I think, Rich Hall.

What I'm saying is I have done physical exercise.

In terms of hotel pool-based Melbourne volleyball games, that was of the highest caliber within the central business district.

I mean, most of that is spent on the toilet.

I think a really long period on the toilet of a morning is... Where else are you going to get your time?

Do you take your phone with you to the toilet?

I try not to take my phone with me.

Take the crossword.

Take the crossword, make things come out of my brain and the other end.

I'll occasionally take the Times crossword on the iPad, which negates the whole thing of not taking the phone in.