Chris Addison

I'm very bad.

I love cryptic crosswords, but I'm extremely bad at them.

My brain isn't wired the right way.

So I think the clues to poos ratio was probably about four to one.

Yeah, getting out there, getting in the car, trying not to feel resentful about the whole operation, getting to the gym at a time where it's only me and the most enthusiastic people.

The people who are going to be in the gym till it closes at 10 that evening and me are the people who turn up.

So it's a kind of keep your head down, try not to get eye contact with anybody.

With respect, Chris, and I realized the last time I said that.

There was no respect.

But to be fair, anytime somebody says with respect, what they're saying is precisely the opposite, isn't it?

With respect means with absolutely no respect at all, you moron.

That's very much my vibe.

I wear precisely the kind of unsupportive plimsolls that they're... That's the thing about it.

Roger Bannister did that wearing... What was he wearing on his feet?

Not some bouncy Nike Air nonsense he was wearing.

Like, essentially, he'd rubber-banded some cardboard to his socks.

You're going to smash the three minute mile.

Yeah.

You can't use a bike.

What I actually wear to the gym is all black, which I think is a psychological position and also an attempt probably on some level to become invisible.