Chris Addison

Yeah.

and unseen because I associate physical activity with deep humiliation from a very young age.

So I don't want to be around jocks.

I don't want to be around jocks who are doing the jock things.

I completely understand why people, when they've made an enormous amount of money, build their own gyms because then nobody's looking at you.

And because on some level, to some people, I'm a bit recognizable.

I do occasionally get that kind of, all right,

There's nowhere worse for that to happen to me because that's the weakest I ever feel.

Yeah, but you've got to figure that if you wait much longer, it's old lady time, right?

Yeah.

So it's me and the old ladies.

No, no, it's a fine time if you're thinking, I can best these old ladies.

Like when those old ladies are lifting more than you.

They're spotting you.

When Agnes and Evadne are spotting you, you don't leave the building with the same sense of joie de vivre, as you might say, under other circumstances.

At the gym that I go to, there's this sort of e-gym thing, right?

And it's a series of eight weight machines that are kind of computerised.

And when I say computerised, it just sounds like...

It's a bit more sophisticated than that.

It measures you, tells you how old it actually thinks you are, which is mortifying.