Chris Addison

Can you imagine?

Quite short.

Very intense.

Like an espresso.

Right.

Almost.

Yeah, that works.

Donald Hussein Trump, or as he's known by the staff at Moralago, Señor Cancels, the sentient Hindenburg, that walking answer to the age-old question, what would happen if a bin bag full of yoghurt got Alzheimer's?

A man whose tailor is the only one in New York who has to buy cloth by the hectare.

A man whose nicknames include the camping chair's nightmare, the colossus of toads, 10-gallon twat and Edward Liverhans.

A man who is the exact size and weight of a brontosaurus's hemorrhoid.

America's twisted bollock.

a man whose genitals have been officially designated part of Area 51 because the federal government really don't want you finding out what's been happening down there, isn't, as you say, Andy, very happy.

He absolutely did.

He walked out unaided to the surprise and against the advice of medical professionals everywhere.

of an interview with NBC News in this barn after the interviewer, Kristen Welker, challenged him to provide evidence that the current Californian elections and the 2020 general election were in any way stolen.

Let's be fair and take a psychologist's approach to this.

If we look at the great American psychologist Leon Festinger's seminal 1950s work,

on the concept of cognitive dissonance we can see that for Trump this exchange with Kristen Welker was a direct assault on his concrete perception of the world and it was incredibly troubling for him on a deep psychological level when she asked him to provide evidence for his claims of electoral fraud to look at her and have to consider after years of nobody presenting him any evidence to the contrary that maybe just maybe there are women who aren't blonde not only that

But the not-blonde woman was talking and asking questions.