Chris Addison

And those questions weren't, could you leave this changing room or have you seen Geoffrey?

He just did what any of us would have done in that circumstance, Andy.

He rejected the evidence of his own eyes, walked out and bombed Iran.

Mostly when he's putting his name on things.

I feel like Trump, you know, who after all looks like someone shaved a St Bernard and gave it a voucher for a tanning salon, is simply marking his territory like a big dog, which means that putting his name on things is probably the least objectionable thing he could do.

But on this occasion, I suspect that he wants to be named on the same things as John F. Kennedy for two reasons.

Firstly...

They share the same middle initial, John F. Kennedy and Donald F. Trump.

In Kennedy's case, it stood for Fitzgerald.

In Trump's, it doesn't.

But the main reason, I think, is that Trump believes on some level that if he equates himself with JFK enough, he can retroactively sleep with Marilyn Monroe.

Yeah, it's not often that I agree with the Trump administration.

But what you woke lefties and even the sleepy lefties really haven't been able to answer is what this ocean monitoring system is actually doing.

Do we really need a system, Andy, that costs a third of a billion dollars a year to tell us what the conditions in the ocean are?

I'll tell you what the conditions in the ocean are.

It's cold and it's full of fish.

you can have that for free.

Sometimes it's less cold at the edges and the fish are a bit smaller and you can't snorkel around freely without running the risk of getting poked in the goggles by teenagers trying to get to sub-aquatic third base.

But by and large, it's cold and it's full of fish.

In any case, we have a free ocean monitoring service which we call Old People.