Chris Addison

Make it so that a non-deadly electric charge is applied to something tender whenever I like a blue sky post about an opinion poll on changing attitudes towards Brexit.

Clap me in cuffs and throw me in the cells if I comment on a Facebook hometown reminiscence group having an increasingly ill-natured argument about the precise address of Gilly's Rock World in Manchester in 1987.

Please, Mr Starmer, I'm on my knees here.

I had a family once.

I think they're in the living room still.

I'd love to see them again.

Help me.

Do we want to make Britain Great Again?

Because the coding was really restricted last time around.

Things are a lot looser now, right?

Yeah.

I mean, I sweat a lot.

I can't be making Britain Great Again.

Bond's interesting, isn't it?

Because it's one of those things that are big because they're big.

It's only a cultural phenomenon because it's already a cultural phenomenon.

Like the Pope.

Yeah, exactly like the Catholic Church.

In fact, Bond is very, very like the Catholic Church.

It's been around since at least the 1960s.