Chris Broussard

Where does your group perform?

We do some retirement homes.

Those people are starving for banter.

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Oh, I would.

I would buy it.

Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.

Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict.

You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.

You're lucky I'm not a killer.

I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.

All right, it's time to go to San Antonio for tonight's heated game six.

Let's begin.

Jared Weiss covering the Spurs for the Athletic.

Tremendous reporter, been around the league a long time.

He's battling through some injuries here in the conference finals.

Jared, so happy to have you.

I'm going to start with a random question about Victor Wembynjama.

So as a member of the media who waits for Wembynjama and company to come out afterward, Wemby had a bad game five and then ducked the media.

Your thoughts on him avoiding you guys after the game.