Chris Brown
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Yeah, that's about 30 beers.
By the third puff, a red Vauxhall Corsa pulled in.
I thought nothing of it.
Figured everyone was just trying to get out of the house and have a bit of alone time.
But out of all the empty spaces...
He decided to pull up straight next to me.
That was a bit weird, but I still didn't think too much of it.
I heard his car door open but I was too busy enjoying the view.
Then he said, you okay mate?
Yeah, good thanks I replied, just smoking a fag and heading home.
Looking back now and after telling this story to my mates multiple times, I now realise that was probably the worst thing I could have possibly said.
Because this turned out to be a well-known dog in car park.
Next thing I hear is the metal prong of his belt continuously hitting the metal frame as he undid it.
I glanced over and there he was.
Flicking my fag at him, minimum.