Chris Brown
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The dusk light made him look like a shadowy figure of the night.
He was about six foot three, portly, and standing there with his hand going at it.
It's not me, by the way.
And in lockdown, I'm fat.
my heart dropped that was more than enough for me i instantly dropped the half smoked cigarette walked around to the driver's jaw and jumped in apparently that must have been some kind of code i didn't know about because to him it probably meant jump in you horrible old bastard and let's get to business in reality the only thought going through my head was get me the out of here
As I unintentionally drew his attention to my driver's door, he came shuffling over like a scene out of a zombie thriller.
I think pace-wise, you need to go bunny hop.
You don't want to risk tripping.
Especially in the car park, there's a lot of loose stones.
Yoghurt cannon still in hand.
I panicked, started the engine, threw it into reverse and tried to get out.
In my panic, with him standing so close to the car, he collided with the bonnet.
It's fucking run the guns over!
He's thinking about criminal investigation here.
He collided with the bonnet.