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Chris Brown

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1036 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

You're fucking with him, aren't you?

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Fucking two fair play and all.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Gene's down by his ankles.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Yogurt can are no longer in hand.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

The last thing I remember is him lying on the floor, jeans around his ankles, the whole lot on display.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

I take this completely as self-defence.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

He was fine, though.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

There was no follow-up.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Hope you enjoyed the story.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

P.S.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

I actually met the ball one in Oasis Bar in Manchester.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

I'd had too many, so I apologise for spouting absolute shite.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Surely, if you're going to have a wank, you want some sort of encouragement, don't you?

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Not just...

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

He's just sat having a fag, looking at the sunset.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

From his point of view, that's what gets him off, isn't it?

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Do you think he's just there for him?

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

Like, oh, he's come to his car park.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

He wants somebody to wank over him.

Undr The Cosh
Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

I feel like you're making excuses here for a sexual predator.