Chris Cella

And the houses are like at a minimum $5 million. So yeah, it's a very nice area, very affluent area. And that's where pretty much all my friends lived. But this girl we knew, her uncle was, he owned the house. Have you seen the show Entourage? Have you heard of it? Yeah. Yeah. So he owned the house that at least like two seasons of the show were filmed in.

And the houses are like at a minimum $5 million. So yeah, it's a very nice area, very affluent area. And that's where pretty much all my friends lived. But this girl we knew, her uncle was, he owned the house. Have you seen the show Entourage? Have you heard of it? Yeah. Yeah. So he owned the house that at least like two seasons of the show were filmed in.

And the houses are like at a minimum $5 million. So yeah, it's a very nice area, very affluent area. And that's where pretty much all my friends lived. But this girl we knew, her uncle was, he owned the house. Have you seen the show Entourage? Have you heard of it? Yeah. Yeah. So he owned the house that at least like two seasons of the show were filmed in.

And she's like, yeah, we can go up there for the weekend. I was like, oh, awesome. And so it's funny. We drive all the way to Beverly Hills with like two and a half hour drive and up this private road to this, you know, this beautiful mansion. The door's locked. And she kind of lied or, you know, misled us about having permission to go to the house. And so I'm like, are you fucking kidding?

And she's like, yeah, we can go up there for the weekend. I was like, oh, awesome. And so it's funny. We drive all the way to Beverly Hills with like two and a half hour drive and up this private road to this, you know, this beautiful mansion. The door's locked. And she kind of lied or, you know, misled us about having permission to go to the house. And so I'm like, are you fucking kidding?

And she's like, yeah, we can go up there for the weekend. I was like, oh, awesome. And so it's funny. We drive all the way to Beverly Hills with like two and a half hour drive and up this private road to this, you know, this beautiful mansion. The door's locked. And she kind of lied or, you know, misled us about having permission to go to the house. And so I'm like, are you fucking kidding?

And anyways, excuse me. So I ended up finding, I saw like a door sized window, like on the side of the house. And so I maneuvered my way up there, pushed on the door and it just popped open. I was like waiting for an alarm to go off. Okay. So I walk in, open the front door, and we're in. And then I was like, oh, man, I really need some heroin, but I don't want to drive down to Southgate.

And anyways, excuse me. So I ended up finding, I saw like a door sized window, like on the side of the house. And so I maneuvered my way up there, pushed on the door and it just popped open. I was like waiting for an alarm to go off. Okay. So I walk in, open the front door, and we're in. And then I was like, oh, man, I really need some heroin, but I don't want to drive down to Southgate.

And anyways, excuse me. So I ended up finding, I saw like a door sized window, like on the side of the house. And so I maneuvered my way up there, pushed on the door and it just popped open. I was like waiting for an alarm to go off. Okay. So I walk in, open the front door, and we're in. And then I was like, oh, man, I really need some heroin, but I don't want to drive down to Southgate.

And so I called the guy, and I was like, hey, man – we've got a huge mansion. You know, there's only like seven of us. This is why you don't let your niece bust into your house with her junkie buddies. We'll just wait. And I was like, yeah, you know, if you want to, if you can, you know, I know you don't typically do deliveries, but if you could bring me an order, you know, you're welcome to stay.

And so I called the guy, and I was like, hey, man – we've got a huge mansion. You know, there's only like seven of us. This is why you don't let your niece bust into your house with her junkie buddies. We'll just wait. And I was like, yeah, you know, if you want to, if you can, you know, I know you don't typically do deliveries, but if you could bring me an order, you know, you're welcome to stay.

And so I called the guy, and I was like, hey, man – we've got a huge mansion. You know, there's only like seven of us. This is why you don't let your niece bust into your house with her junkie buddies. We'll just wait. And I was like, yeah, you know, if you want to, if you can, you know, I know you don't typically do deliveries, but if you could bring me an order, you know, you're welcome to stay.

I mean, bring whomever you want. So he brings like two big Mexican dudes and like 10 big booty Latina beautiful chicks. Yeah. Yeah. And a candy dish with all these different pills, Valium, Xanax, you know, Oxys, just all that. And at least an eight ball of Coke, a giant bag of Coke. And that was, those were just party favors. And he brought me my order, obviously.

I mean, bring whomever you want. So he brings like two big Mexican dudes and like 10 big booty Latina beautiful chicks. Yeah. Yeah. And a candy dish with all these different pills, Valium, Xanax, you know, Oxys, just all that. And at least an eight ball of Coke, a giant bag of Coke. And that was, those were just party favors. And he brought me my order, obviously.

I mean, bring whomever you want. So he brings like two big Mexican dudes and like 10 big booty Latina beautiful chicks. Yeah. Yeah. And a candy dish with all these different pills, Valium, Xanax, you know, Oxys, just all that. And at least an eight ball of Coke, a giant bag of Coke. And that was, those were just party favors. And he brought me my order, obviously.

But, and so we spent the night drinking. Partying, you know, hanging out in the indoor pool, you know, doing lines off of, you know, girls' stomachs. And it was a wild, crazy time. I mean, it was like literally like the show Entourage, but like junkie version. It's just going on inside. Unbelievable. Yeah. Did the uncle ever come back? Well...

But, and so we spent the night drinking. Partying, you know, hanging out in the indoor pool, you know, doing lines off of, you know, girls' stomachs. And it was a wild, crazy time. I mean, it was like literally like the show Entourage, but like junkie version. It's just going on inside. Unbelievable. Yeah. Did the uncle ever come back? Well...

But, and so we spent the night drinking. Partying, you know, hanging out in the indoor pool, you know, doing lines off of, you know, girls' stomachs. And it was a wild, crazy time. I mean, it was like literally like the show Entourage, but like junkie version. It's just going on inside. Unbelievable. Yeah. Did the uncle ever come back? Well...

So, the next morning, and thank God... Were you in high school at this point? Yeah, I was 16, I think. It's so... Because I was going back and trying to remember things, and it's like, some of it is so blurry that it's hard to like, wait, when? How old was I?

So, the next morning, and thank God... Were you in high school at this point? Yeah, I was 16, I think. It's so... Because I was going back and trying to remember things, and it's like, some of it is so blurry that it's hard to like, wait, when? How old was I?