Chris Distefano

100% two things.

And I'm speaking for you, Stavi, but I believe that you'll agree with me.

Two things I'll never do in my life, this podcast full time or Bert Kreischer's comedy cruise.

Listen, yeah, the cruise is tough.

I got an offer for it, and the answer is a resounding no, and it always will be.

I'm not getting on a boat with Bert Kreischer.

No, dude, I don't need to be in international waters close to his bare nipples.

No thanks.

i'll be on a tour bus with his nips yeah sure i like the tour bus yeah i'm not i need to be on dry land 100 i need to know so i could bail out and i could fucking yeah hitchhike to the to the nearest buckies and get home if something goes wrong now they're holding on to this show to this network the same reason why parents hold on you know they're trying to get make sure they're you know we want to stay together till our kids are 18 right then we'll go on they're holding on because they have a contract with hello fresh so

The money was given up front, and so between that and BetterHelp and whatever lightning strike bullshit drink that they sell, all that stuff.

Remember that?

That was insane.

100%, yeah.

Tom is doing season two of his Netflix show coming up with new ways to shit his pants.

And Bert has a multicam sitcom on that.

I don't know what's going to happen with that.

Now we're going to actively, what we're going to try to actively do over the next four weeks is try not to get invited back for spring bears.

So we're going to do what we can here.

Will it be possible?

I don't know.