Chris Distefano

You? Hulu special out February 21st. Yep. Bobby's going to do a Hulu special too. Mine's called It's Just Unfortunate. It's Just Unfortunate. And then go to christycomedy.com. We got a lot of stand-up dates. Oh, and patreon.com slash history hyenas. My history show is back. Yep. And also Jesus. Jesus Christ. Remember to keep him in your heart.

You? Hulu special out February 21st. Yep. Bobby's going to do a Hulu special too. Mine's called It's Just Unfortunate. It's Just Unfortunate. And then go to christycomedy.com. We got a lot of stand-up dates. Oh, and patreon.com slash history hyenas. My history show is back. Yep. And also Jesus. Jesus Christ. Remember to keep him in your heart.

Remember that an error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it. Exactly.

Remember that an error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it. Exactly.

Remember that an error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it. Exactly.

and we are beginning thank you guys for coming god damn yannis papas chris or stephano the history hyenas dude thank you guys we're here thank you i'm pumped dude thank you thanks for having us and i just want to say because the last i was on the show um a couple of weeks ago a month ago yannis and i just want to say to all your fans out there say something about my hair now look at my hair now dude you guys were talking shit saying i had no hair product in my hair was flat what what about now

and we are beginning thank you guys for coming god damn yannis papas chris or stephano the history hyenas dude thank you guys we're here thank you i'm pumped dude thank you thanks for having us and i just want to say because the last i was on the show um a couple of weeks ago a month ago yannis and i just want to say to all your fans out there say something about my hair now look at my hair now dude you guys were talking shit saying i had no hair product in my hair was flat what what about now

it looks great right dude now i look like a 60s crooner and look at yannis's hair dude i look great that looks good that's painted on yeah it looks good yeah the wave right so i just want to make sure everybody knows true what's up and i'd like to say yeah i'd like to say um it's good to be here in republican hollywood and yes the candidate over here and the candidate over here yeah

it looks great right dude now i look like a 60s crooner and look at yannis's hair dude i look great that looks good that's painted on yeah it looks good yeah the wave right so i just want to make sure everybody knows true what's up and i'd like to say yeah i'd like to say um it's good to be here in republican hollywood and yes the candidate over here and the candidate over here yeah

I'm telling you, man, not that I've ever agreed with anything that Hitler said, and I despise the Nazis and what they did, but if you just want to AI listen to Hitler speeches in English and just change out the words from Germany to America in your head, you'll get really pumped up for the day. That guy just knew how to light a fire under you, dude.

I'm telling you, man, not that I've ever agreed with anything that Hitler said, and I despise the Nazis and what they did, but if you just want to AI listen to Hitler speeches in English and just change out the words from Germany to America in your head, you'll get really pumped up for the day. That guy just knew how to light a fire under you, dude.

The way that he would speak about Germany was like, I fucking get it, man.

The way that he would speak about Germany was like, I fucking get it, man.

He was telling people, like, if you die in battle, you're going directly to Valhalla and you're going to ride about like, you know, you're riding like, you know, eagles there. And it's just like he was like, you know, Germany is versus England right now. Germany is versus Great Britain, you know, at that moment when they're in that war. And he says, we are two superpowers.

He was telling people, like, if you die in battle, you're going directly to Valhalla and you're going to ride about like, you know, you're riding like, you know, eagles there. And it's just like he was like, you know, Germany is versus England right now. Germany is versus Great Britain, you know, at that moment when they're in that war. And he says, we are two superpowers.

And the only way to win is one of us is going to have to be destroyed and it will not be Germany. And the crowd goes nuts. You're like, fuck yeah. I started putting on my fucking boots.

And the only way to win is one of us is going to have to be destroyed and it will not be Germany. And the crowd goes nuts. You're like, fuck yeah. I started putting on my fucking boots.

Which I've started doing now, by the way.

Which I've started doing now, by the way.

When you told me that the last time I came on the show, it's something that I swear to God, there's, you know, like, you know, I'm 40 now, you wake up, you have to pee or whatever. And there's been multiple times in the past, like, months since I've been on your show where I've woken up and I'm like, I can't believe Matt doesn't know anything about sports.