Chris Distefano

When you told me that the last time I came on the show, it's something that I swear to God, there's, you know, like, you know, I'm 40 now, you wake up, you have to pee or whatever. And there's been multiple times in the past, like, months since I've been on your show where I've woken up and I'm like, I can't believe Matt doesn't know anything about sports.

And I've just been thinking about it because you're such a guy who, you look at this guy, you listen to this guy, you're like, he's going to be like an NFL broadcaster. And he doesn't know it. I mean, he has a headset on like Tony Romo right now.

And I've just been thinking about it because you're such a guy who, you look at this guy, you listen to this guy, you're like, he's going to be like an NFL broadcaster. And he doesn't know it. I mean, he has a headset on like Tony Romo right now.

Cause like you look, it's funny to see like physically you play. I like to play sports. God gave you a body for sports, but then this is your brain.

Cause like you look, it's funny to see like physically you play. I like to play sports. God gave you a body for sports, but then this is your brain.

He laughed at us. I think when he made it, he's like, dude, I'm going to make this Matt one. I'm going to put them outside Philly. I'm going to make them look like an athlete, but then I'm just going to have fucking paint brushes and, and you know, just gay stuff in his brain. And I think they laugh.

He laughed at us. I think when he made it, he's like, dude, I'm going to make this Matt one. I'm going to put them outside Philly. I'm going to make them look like an athlete, but then I'm just going to have fucking paint brushes and, and you know, just gay stuff in his brain. And I think they laugh.

You would have been a decent cop. And I think you also would have been a good, you're a really good coach that you would have, if you did fuck around with a kid, it was like in the 80s. Right. It wasn't anything recent. Right. I hear what you're saying.

You would have been a decent cop. And I think you also would have been a good, you're a really good coach that you would have, if you did fuck around with a kid, it was like in the 80s. Right. It wasn't anything recent. Right. I hear what you're saying.

So like one of those things, like you were doing it when everybody's doing it.

So like one of those things, like you were doing it when everybody's doing it.

But you kind of had the thoughts where you realized it was wrong in like the 90s.

But you kind of had the thoughts where you realized it was wrong in like the 90s.

Which is way ahead of most people.

Which is way ahead of most people.

Okay. Yeah. With girls though, with girls, I almost like, obviously it's fucked up, but it's not, it's like, that's rare. It's normally always, it's always boys getting clipped. It's usually always the boys getting clipped. I know. I was in two situations. I went to Penn State football camp when I was a kid, never got clipped, never saw Jerry Sandusky, but never got clipped.

Okay. Yeah. With girls though, with girls, I almost like, obviously it's fucked up, but it's not, it's like, that's rare. It's normally always, it's always boys getting clipped. It's usually always the boys getting clipped. I know. I was in two situations. I went to Penn State football camp when I was a kid, never got clipped, never saw Jerry Sandusky, but never got clipped.

And then there was another guy in Christ the King basketball coach, Bob Oliva, that also went down for that stuff. And I never got clipped by him. And I was many, many times in the gym, just him and I, because my mom had to work. So I was the kid that I would get dropped off. My mom would pay extra to drop me off at basketball camp at like 7 a.m. 45 minutes before because she had to get to work.

And then there was another guy in Christ the King basketball coach, Bob Oliva, that also went down for that stuff. And I never got clipped by him. And I was many, many times in the gym, just him and I, because my mom had to work. So I was the kid that I would get dropped off. My mom would pay extra to drop me off at basketball camp at like 7 a.m. 45 minutes before because she had to get to work.

And it was just him and I. And he never did anything, never clipped me at all. And I know like the hack joke, what people say is like, oh, what about me? Whatever. Like, you know, but I genuinely had like feelings about it. I was like, am I ugly? Wait a second. Yeah, like I really would talk to my therapist about it.