Chris Distefano
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scared that they were gonna because they were how muscular they were that they their wives just gonna bang them left and right they said that their dicks were so big but it was a negative thing back then like they're gonna kill you and you're gonna get killed by them like that's a weapon and so then and then but then it became like we want the big dick but back then the big dick was frowned upon yeah it was like a negative thing it was a bad thing in ancient greece if you had like a real small
It's just some of it is genetic. No, you could look this up. The science though says as far as like penis length, the African... Black people in general don't have bigger dicks than anybody else. Wow. If you look at the science of it.
It's just some of it is genetic. No, you could look this up. The science though says as far as like penis length, the African... Black people in general don't have bigger dicks than anybody else. Wow. If you look at the science of it.
Yeah, I remember like when, you know, Pete Davidson.
Yeah, I remember like when, you know, Pete Davidson.
I remember like when Pete Davidson got really, really, you would get it reduced?
I remember like when Pete Davidson got really, really, you would get it reduced?
I would take it right back to where I'm at now. I'd be like, this is crazy. Yeah, I remember when Pete Davidson got like, you know, like really famous and started to like blow up and everyone was saying how big of a dick he has, whatever. And then like all these comedians were like making TikToks. Be like, dude, I can confirm. I saw it. I started comedy with him.
I would take it right back to where I'm at now. I'd be like, this is crazy. Yeah, I remember when Pete Davidson got like, you know, like really famous and started to like blow up and everyone was saying how big of a dick he has, whatever. And then like all these comedians were like making TikToks. Be like, dude, I can confirm. I saw it. I started comedy with him.
I was like, he started comedy when he was 16.
I was like, he started comedy when he was 16.
I was big when he was 12. I didn't know people did that. That's crazy. It was crazy. I was literally seeing people be like, stop, don't phrase it like that.
I was big when he was 12. I didn't know people did that. That's crazy. It was crazy. I was literally seeing people be like, stop, don't phrase it like that.
It's like I saw it a week ago. But if you said when we did a road gig together and he just pulled it out, I'm like, yeah, dude, the kid started at 16. His mom used to call me and make sure that he was like being okay on the road because he was a child.
It's like I saw it a week ago. But if you said when we did a road gig together and he just pulled it out, I'm like, yeah, dude, the kid started at 16. His mom used to call me and make sure that he was like being okay on the road because he was a child.
Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, Mrs. Davidson, he's fine. He says, dick's wrapped around my neck though. How do we stop this? Do I have to feed it?
Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, Mrs. Davidson, he's fine. He says, dick's wrapped around my neck though. How do we stop this? Do I have to feed it?
I mean, his has it. I mean, no, no doubt about his has it.
I mean, his has it. I mean, no, no doubt about his has it.
But my net. You ready for this? My call, though. My next call for that. Just the new absolute Coxman is going to be Marcelo.