Chris Distefano

But my net. You ready for this? My call, though. My next call for that. Just the new absolute Coxman is going to be Marcelo.

from from uh i think marcello's the next coxman big he's like the latino pat pete davidson yeah imagine pete all the power pete has but on top of that you're fucking latino unstoppable yeah how do you stop that although pete's vague ethnicity is kind of powerful as well that's true too because you're like you don't know what that guy you're like

from from uh i think marcello's the next coxman big he's like the latino pat pete davidson yeah imagine pete all the power pete has but on top of that you're fucking latino unstoppable yeah how do you stop that although pete's vague ethnicity is kind of powerful as well that's true too because you're like you don't know what that guy you're like

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it's crazy, because I'm like, as men's minds, I think we all still think in our minds, like, oh, maybe one day we can hook up with Kim Kardashian, too, even though we have no chance and no desire to.

But it's crazy, because I'm like, as men's minds, I think we all still think in our minds, like, oh, maybe one day we can hook up with Kim Kardashian, too, even though we have no chance and no desire to.

Dude, I felt that way two weeks ago. I did a show at Lucali's Pizzeria, a very famous pizzeria in Brooklyn. Some of the best pizza, probably the best pizza in New York. And besides Joe and John's, my local pizzeria. Shout out Ridgewood Queens, baby. But Anne Hathaway was in the second row of the show. And when I tell you,

Dude, I felt that way two weeks ago. I did a show at Lucali's Pizzeria, a very famous pizzeria in Brooklyn. Some of the best pizza, probably the best pizza in New York. And besides Joe and John's, my local pizzeria. Shout out Ridgewood Queens, baby. But Anne Hathaway was in the second row of the show. And when I tell you,

the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen in my life, besides, of course, my girlfriend. And obviously she's way hotter, duh. But Anne Hathaway was literally to the point where I would do a joke.

the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen in my life, besides, of course, my girlfriend. And obviously she's way hotter, duh. But Anne Hathaway was literally to the point where I would do a joke.

I would be like, you know, she was sitting over here and I'd be like scanning the room and I'd do a joke and I'd hit the punchline and I would, you know, like people would be laughing and I would slowly go like this and just make sure. Like almost like, is she laughing? And there was a couple of times I saw her laugh and I swear to God, dude, I got butterflies in my heart. I was like, oh my God.

I would be like, you know, she was sitting over here and I'd be like scanning the room and I'd do a joke and I'd hit the punchline and I would, you know, like people would be laughing and I would slowly go like this and just make sure. Like almost like, is she laughing? And there was a couple of times I saw her laugh and I swear to God, dude, I got butterflies in my heart. I was like, oh my God.

And then you have this fantasy, like she's going to come out here and be like, you know, you were so great. Like, why don't we just like, why don't you talk to your wife and I'll talk to my husband and you and I could just be together and they'll allow it. And we could just be together and it'll be great. And we could do movies together. But like our wives and husbands don't care.

And then you have this fantasy, like she's going to come out here and be like, you know, you were so great. Like, why don't we just like, why don't you talk to your wife and I'll talk to my husband and you and I could just be together and they'll allow it. And we could just be together and it'll be great. And we could do movies together. But like our wives and husbands don't care.

And they're actually, they're actually cheering it on.

And they're actually, they're actually cheering it on.

And then I just drive home and then you're depressed that she didn't DM you. And then you're like, fuck, man, I guess I suck.

And then I just drive home and then you're depressed that she didn't DM you. And then you're like, fuck, man, I guess I suck.

Let me just set this up. We're in this very famous sushi restaurant with Tim, it's me, Yanni, and Tim Dillon. And Tim Dillon, 20 minutes before, is telling us how much Emma Stone hates him. Oh, that's right. Remember, he's telling us Emma Stone despises him. And me and Giannis are listening, but we're kind of being like, maybe Tim's just like making it a bigger deal.