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Chris Distefano

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4162 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Let me just set this up. We're in this very famous sushi restaurant with Tim, it's me, Yanni, and Tim Dillon. And Tim Dillon, 20 minutes before, is telling us how much Emma Stone hates him. Oh, that's right. Remember, he's telling us Emma Stone despises him. And me and Giannis are listening, but we're kind of being like, maybe Tim's just like making it a bigger deal.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Maybe Emma Stone, like, there's no way that Emma Stone hates him. And we were like, maybe Emma Stone doesn't even know who any of us are. We don't know, but we were like, whatever.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Maybe Emma Stone, like, there's no way that Emma Stone hates him. And we were like, maybe Emma Stone doesn't even know who any of us are. We don't know, but we were like, whatever.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Your smoke show, Mrs. Pappas.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Your smoke show, Mrs. Pappas.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Dude, that's so nice. And then also.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Dude, that's so nice. And then also.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Imagine she shit in the sink.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Imagine she shit in the sink.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

You just go in there as a turd in the sink. But she walked past us and was like, holy shit, Emma Stone. And then she came back, because Tim was sitting with his back to hers. But then when she came back out of the bathroom, she walked and looked at Tim. And I saw her go like that. So it confirmed everything he said. I was like, she does hate him.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

You just go in there as a turd in the sink. But she walked past us and was like, holy shit, Emma Stone. And then she came back, because Tim was sitting with his back to hers. But then when she came back out of the bathroom, she walked and looked at Tim. And I saw her go like that. So it confirmed everything he said. I was like, she does hate him.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

What was their beef? Why the fuck would you? Something with Tim, you know, because Tim's hilarious.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

What was their beef? Why the fuck would you? Something with Tim, you know, because Tim's hilarious.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Yes, Tim fucked her.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

Yes, Tim fucked her.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

No, Tim's hilarious on social media. And I think he was tweeting like, you know, hilarious shit, but maybe like shitting on an Emma Stone movie.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

No, Tim's hilarious on social media. And I think he was tweeting like, you know, hilarious shit, but maybe like shitting on an Emma Stone movie.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

I'm sorry I'm taking it on my phone. I just want to make sure my hair is still good because these fans are just fucking unbelievable.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

I'm sorry I'm taking it on my phone. I just want to make sure my hair is still good because these fans are just fucking unbelievable.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 539 - History Hyenas of the Future (feat. Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas)

There it is, folks, and it's gone.