Chris Distefano

There it is, folks, and it's gone.

yeah just like the way you know i just think it's done now so this will be a fun next 30 minutes for me to just know it's just wait just waiting just and then calling her and then her not calling me back for a week that would have been weird if it was emma stone who texted imagine like whoa that would have been yeah i so i want to that's that's very funny it's funny you have to sit with that for the next half an hour just deal with it here's my thing i don't think it's that great that's like

yeah just like the way you know i just think it's done now so this will be a fun next 30 minutes for me to just know it's just wait just waiting just and then calling her and then her not calling me back for a week that would have been weird if it was emma stone who texted imagine like whoa that would have been yeah i so i want to that's that's very funny it's funny you have to sit with that for the next half an hour just deal with it here's my thing i don't think it's that great that's like

She's probably gets people that like want to take pieces of her hair, her skin. If the worst thing about you, you want to sniff her toilet seat after she goes to the bathroom. She might be like, we can actually go on dates. I didn't sniff her seat.

She's probably gets people that like want to take pieces of her hair, her skin. If the worst thing about you, you want to sniff her toilet seat after she goes to the bathroom. She might be like, we can actually go on dates. I didn't sniff her seat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I had to go to the bathroom and it happens to be Emma Stone and I want to just sit in your body heat.

I had to go to the bathroom and it happens to be Emma Stone and I want to just sit in your body heat.

No, but I mean, even if he would have, it's his. I didn't do anything.

No, but I mean, even if he would have, it's his. I didn't do anything.

They do. Because girls, as much as like the world we live in, we're like, do not objectify me, feminism. They want you to tell them how hot they are at all times.

They do. Because girls, as much as like the world we live in, we're like, do not objectify me, feminism. They want you to tell them how hot they are at all times.

I fucking love that shit. Dude, whatever. You know, when I wake up next to my girl, she's like, you know, I try to like kiss her good morning. She's like, no, stop. She has morning breath. And I just fucking burrow in there like a gopher. She loves it.

I fucking love that shit. Dude, whatever. You know, when I wake up next to my girl, she's like, you know, I try to like kiss her good morning. She's like, no, stop. She has morning breath. And I just fucking burrow in there like a gopher. She loves it.

Well, there's actual in stench, in the stink of men and women, I think there's actual, what's the like term for aphrodisiac?

Well, there's actual in stench, in the stink of men and women, I think there's actual, what's the like term for aphrodisiac?

Pheromones, there's actual pheromones in there. Correct answer. Yep, boom, 200.

Pheromones, there's actual pheromones in there. Correct answer. Yep, boom, 200.

Yeah, dude, I think that's a fact. I think that's what we call on the history of news, a truth baiter Ginsburg. That there's pheromones inside stench that actual, you're supposed to have stinky sex.