Chris Distefano
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Yeah, dude, I think that's a fact. I think that's what we call on the history of news, a truth baiter Ginsburg. That there's pheromones inside stench that actual, you're supposed to have stinky sex.
I love a girl with pit smell.
I love a girl with pit smell.
pungent but just like kind of like bullet spices but if there's the fish smell yeah can't do it can't do that but there are girls what we say on our show is there are girls though that we call swim throughs where you will swim through they're so hot where you will swim through fumes just to bang that like like if kim kardashian had fumes she'd be considered a swim through yeah
pungent but just like kind of like bullet spices but if there's the fish smell yeah can't do it can't do that but there are girls what we say on our show is there are girls though that we call swim throughs where you will swim through they're so hot where you will swim through fumes just to bang that like like if kim kardashian had fumes she'd be considered a swim through yeah
she'd be considered a swim through for Rome. Meaning, what we mean by that is you'd swim through her fumes just to bang her out. And then for Rome, meaning if we were living in ancient society, she would be taken for the Roman Empire, ripped away from her mom and dad, and she would be part of the harem of King Giannis. That's how hot she is.
she'd be considered a swim through for Rome. Meaning, what we mean by that is you'd swim through her fumes just to bang her out. And then for Rome, meaning if we were living in ancient society, she would be taken for the Roman Empire, ripped away from her mom and dad, and she would be part of the harem of King Giannis. That's how hot she is.
Dude, in Roman times, that was a real worry.
Dude, in Roman times, that was a real worry.
Dude, in Roman times, that was a real worry. Like, imagine being a father and you know your daughter's like 16 and a smoke show. You're like, this girl's going to get taken for Rome. The emperor's going to come and take her when they come to our town. They're going to take her for the harem and I can't do anything.
Dude, in Roman times, that was a real worry. Like, imagine being a father and you know your daughter's like 16 and a smoke show. You're like, this girl's going to get taken for Rome. The emperor's going to come and take her when they come to our town. They're going to take her for the harem and I can't do anything.
Well, they did. If they snatch you up, according to the research we've done, if they've snatched up your daughter for Rome, which is a real thing, you would get a tax break. So it's like, you know? Yeah, you don't have to fucking hit taxes that year because we took your kid.
Well, they did. If they snatch you up, according to the research we've done, if they've snatched up your daughter for Rome, which is a real thing, you would get a tax break. So it's like, you know? Yeah, you don't have to fucking hit taxes that year because we took your kid.
Give me your daughter. Dude, I think Olympic athletes that win gold medals should pay no taxes for a lot. That's true. Because you're not going to get any money. So my thing is like, if you win the gold medal for us, no taxes.
Give me your daughter. Dude, I think Olympic athletes that win gold medals should pay no taxes for a lot. That's true. Because you're not going to get any money. So my thing is like, if you win the gold medal for us, no taxes.
And then military shouldn't pay taxes, dude. And I think if you did the right thing in November, you shouldn't pay taxes.
And then military shouldn't pay taxes, dude. And I think if you did the right thing in November, you shouldn't pay taxes.
Well, we watched a science video about the neuroscience of the brain. We watched this a few years ago where they said actual from a scientific point of view, the highest climax, the best orgasm a man can have is when they're watching transgender porn because the number one things, the one and two things that men are attracted to, most men are big boobs and a big dick. And that's heterosexual men.
Well, we watched a science video about the neuroscience of the brain. We watched this a few years ago where they said actual from a scientific point of view, the highest climax, the best orgasm a man can have is when they're watching transgender porn because the number one things, the one and two things that men are attracted to, most men are big boobs and a big dick. And that's heterosexual men.
We're not talking about gay men. Because a heterosexual man, even if it's not transgender porn, will fast forward subconsciously if the man's penis is not big enough while they're watching it. Because we mirror everything. So a big penis and big boobs, theoretically, would get the most excitement from the male brain. And that's a transgender person. And that's another truth baiter Ginsburg.