Chris Distefano

We're not talking about gay men. Because a heterosexual man, even if it's not transgender porn, will fast forward subconsciously if the man's penis is not big enough while they're watching it. Because we mirror everything. So a big penis and big boobs, theoretically, would get the most excitement from the male brain. And that's a transgender person. And that's another truth baiter Ginsburg.

And you're not gay. I think we sit and think a lot. We're gay. And that's why it's great to be in comedy. I have gay friends because I've asked Mateo Lane multiple times, am I gay? And he said, no, you're not gay. You're just feminine. but that's not gay. It's not gay. You're more like a woman than a man, but you're not attracted to men. And that's because you really don't know, man.

And you're not gay. I think we sit and think a lot. We're gay. And that's why it's great to be in comedy. I have gay friends because I've asked Mateo Lane multiple times, am I gay? And he said, no, you're not gay. You're just feminine. but that's not gay. It's not gay. You're more like a woman than a man, but you're not attracted to men. And that's because you really don't know, man.

As your brain starts to develop, you're like, I don't know because I will not immediately push a handsome man out of my brain. If he pops in while I'm masturbating, I'll let him hang out a little bit. Yeah. But that's just being more of a woman, not a gay man.

As your brain starts to develop, you're like, I don't know because I will not immediately push a handsome man out of my brain. If he pops in while I'm masturbating, I'll let him hang out a little bit. Yeah. But that's just being more of a woman, not a gay man.

Because we said it many times, and Giannis is the one who discovered this, that I like to, I fall in love with men, but I have sex with women. And that's just who I am, but that's not gay. According to Mateo, who I would say is like, I mean, he's the top gay.

Because we said it many times, and Giannis is the one who discovered this, that I like to, I fall in love with men, but I have sex with women. And that's just who I am, but that's not gay. According to Mateo, who I would say is like, I mean, he's the top gay.

Because I just got a little freaked out because my TV wasn't working. I don't like sleeping in the dark, so I just knocked on Giannis' door and I said, can I just fucking post up in here? He does chill.

Because I just got a little freaked out because my TV wasn't working. I don't like sleeping in the dark, so I just knocked on Giannis' door and I said, can I just fucking post up in here? He does chill.

But then I couldn't because his feet smelled so bad. I'd rather sleep with the fear of Ted Bundy popping out of a closet than smell his feet.

But then I couldn't because his feet smelled so bad. I'd rather sleep with the fear of Ted Bundy popping out of a closet than smell his feet.

I got to get out of here, too. Because if I was a real gay guy, then I would have just fucking went in and tried to bang him.

I got to get out of here, too. Because if I was a real gay guy, then I would have just fucking went in and tried to bang him.

That one made me like, I felt that one.

That one made me like, I felt that one.

a quiet slow blowjob to your male friend like that literally like it actually made me like pause like we're fucking around but that one i have to be like oh that's like like you grab onto the podium like holy shit matt went crazy just now the quiet and slow is gayer than the blowjob yeah yeah yeah dude if you would have been like oh a teethy blowjob like ah yeah man but quiet is the fucking manly one like yeah that one like yeah that's another one i'll just probably think about that now

a quiet slow blowjob to your male friend like that literally like it actually made me like pause like we're fucking around but that one i have to be like oh that's like like you grab onto the podium like holy shit matt went crazy just now the quiet and slow is gayer than the blowjob yeah yeah yeah dude if you would have been like oh a teethy blowjob like ah yeah man but quiet is the fucking manly one like yeah that one like yeah that's another one i'll just probably think about that now

You're going to get a text from me like 4 a.m., quiet and slow, question mark.

You're going to get a text from me like 4 a.m., quiet and slow, question mark.

There were no labels back then though. That's the thing. It's like you being gay or straight was irrelevant. They didn't care about that. It was like, it was more of like, do you love your country and want to fight in war or not? But you being gay, they were like, we don't, that's not, everybody's banging guys, girls, animals. It doesn't matter.