Chris Distefano
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Now the whole family's attached to this dog.
And we see that it sheds.
It needs to be walked four to five miles a day.
It's not good with families.
And the main reason why I said, you know what?
If we can get a dog, it has to be this way when I'm on the road.
At least we have an extra layer of security, whatever, for my family.
And now we come to find out these dogs are called alert dogs and they're negotiators.
So they will alert you that someone is breaking into the house, but they will do nothing to stop it.
And as a matter of fact, they will make a decision when the burglar comes in and they might actually leave with them.
Because they negotiate what's better for me.
So I got one of the biggest piece of shit dogs you could possibly get.
Yes.
Yeah.
And as a proud 1776 red, white, and blue American, I got an enemy Russian dog.
Oh.
Siberia.
You're right.
Yeah.
So now I really just absolutely messed up.