Chris Distefano
👤 PersonAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's bullshit, dude. The whole thing's got pussified. You gotta... I want you to fucking speak.
It's bullshit, dude. The whole thing's got pussified. You gotta... I want you to fucking speak.
It's bullshit, dude. The whole thing's got pussified. You gotta... I want you to fucking speak.
The other day... The other day... OJ Simpson. Yeah, the other day I was parked illegally. The traffic cop was coming around, and I walked. We got there at the same time. I said, did you clip me? He said, I just scanned you. I said, hey, it's what it is. I fucking did the crime. I'll do the time. And then he was like. You put your hands out. He was like, I'm sorry.
The other day... The other day... OJ Simpson. Yeah, the other day I was parked illegally. The traffic cop was coming around, and I walked. We got there at the same time. I said, did you clip me? He said, I just scanned you. I said, hey, it's what it is. I fucking did the crime. I'll do the time. And then he was like. You put your hands out. He was like, I'm sorry.
The other day... The other day... OJ Simpson. Yeah, the other day I was parked illegally. The traffic cop was coming around, and I walked. We got there at the same time. I said, did you clip me? He said, I just scanned you. I said, hey, it's what it is. I fucking did the crime. I'll do the time. And then he was like. You put your hands out. He was like, I'm sorry.
But he said to me, he's like, there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. I said, give me the ticket, $55. Give me the ticket. I have no problem with it. If I got caught, as long as you caught me. I'm parked here illegally. It's no problem.
But he said to me, he's like, there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. I said, give me the ticket, $55. Give me the ticket. I have no problem with it. If I got caught, as long as you caught me. I'm parked here illegally. It's no problem.
But he said to me, he's like, there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. I said, give me the ticket, $55. Give me the ticket. I have no problem with it. If I got caught, as long as you caught me. I'm parked here illegally. It's no problem.
I tell one of the greatest repeat offenders of all time is our good friend Joe DeRosa. I mean, Joe DeRosa was living in prison in the summer of 2021.
I tell one of the greatest repeat offenders of all time is our good friend Joe DeRosa. I mean, Joe DeRosa was living in prison in the summer of 2021.
I tell one of the greatest repeat offenders of all time is our good friend Joe DeRosa. I mean, Joe DeRosa was living in prison in the summer of 2021.
He doesn't even give a fuck, dude. He'll go trans.
He doesn't even give a fuck, dude. He'll go trans.
He doesn't even give a fuck, dude. He'll go trans.
Not probably now, not in an Uber. Sure. Because they have more of my information. They're all cammed up, too. But a taxi cab, yeah. I've gotten blowies back there. I fingered back there. I've gotten a couple of blowies and a couple of fingers. And one time I was getting a blowie and I saw the cabbie looking in the rear view mirror. I said, this fucking guy probably just got to this country.
Not probably now, not in an Uber. Sure. Because they have more of my information. They're all cammed up, too. But a taxi cab, yeah. I've gotten blowies back there. I fingered back there. I've gotten a couple of blowies and a couple of fingers. And one time I was getting a blowie and I saw the cabbie looking in the rear view mirror. I said, this fucking guy probably just got to this country.