Chris Distefano

Not probably now, not in an Uber. Sure. Because they have more of my information. They're all cammed up, too. But a taxi cab, yeah. I've gotten blowies back there. I fingered back there. I've gotten a couple of blowies and a couple of fingers. And one time I was getting a blowie and I saw the cabbie looking in the rear view mirror. I said, this fucking guy probably just got to this country.

Let him take a pee.

Let him take a pee.

Let him take a pee.

It's a blow in the back. It is an American. It's like a 4th of July hot dog because you're not going down on a girl in the back. You don't do that. But a blow in the back, very easy. Just suck my stick. Yeah.

It's a blow in the back. It is an American. It's like a 4th of July hot dog because you're not going down on a girl in the back. You don't do that. But a blow in the back, very easy. Just suck my stick. Yeah.

It's a blow in the back. It is an American. It's like a 4th of July hot dog because you're not going down on a girl in the back. You don't do that. But a blow in the back, very easy. Just suck my stick. Yeah.

That's when I FaceTime my family before I take off. I'm on FaceTime with them. You are half Puerto Rican at this point.

That's when I FaceTime my family before I take off. I'm on FaceTime with them. You are half Puerto Rican at this point.

That's when I FaceTime my family before I take off. I'm on FaceTime with them. You are half Puerto Rican at this point.

It's a little rude.

It's a little rude.

It's a little rude.

Right. For me, I say no, I FaceTime with the fam. That's what I do. I respect that. I do that, but with earphones. Always with earphones.

Right. For me, I say no, I FaceTime with the fam. That's what I do. I respect that. I do that, but with earphones. Always with earphones.

Right. For me, I say no, I FaceTime with the fam. That's what I do. I respect that. I do that, but with earphones. Always with earphones.

I mean, planes that, you know, thank God you don't see that too much anymore with the people clapping. Well, I think it's back now. I was just going to bring it up. I flew from Florida, Fort Lauderdale yesterday, and we had a relatively rough landing. But I've been on those before. But, like, the plane slammed down. And this is the second flight that I've been on where the pilot –

I mean, planes that, you know, thank God you don't see that too much anymore with the people clapping. Well, I think it's back now. I was just going to bring it up. I flew from Florida, Fort Lauderdale yesterday, and we had a relatively rough landing. But I've been on those before. But, like, the plane slammed down. And this is the second flight that I've been on where the pilot –

I mean, planes that, you know, thank God you don't see that too much anymore with the people clapping. Well, I think it's back now. I was just going to bring it up. I flew from Florida, Fort Lauderdale yesterday, and we had a relatively rough landing. But I've been on those before. But, like, the plane slammed down. And this is the second flight that I've been on where the pilot –

While we're landing, it's talking to the passengers saying everything's going to be okay. I understand that it's a little rocky. We might have a harsh landing. So I'm like, oh, wow, this is because of these recent incidents. Because it's like it's two in the last two weeks. The pilot, as we're landing, is talking the entire time.