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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But, and I actually said to, cause she, you know, the dog is shitting and pissing all over the house.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's seven weeks old.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So it literally is a seven week old puppy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So dumb.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Exactly.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You really love it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So I found another way to get myself just entrenched in it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I did say, because my daughters now, especially my older one, she's been like, I want this dog, I want this dog.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And now we're like, you have to kind of be- Some responsibility.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Responsibility for it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so, so far, she's been pretty good.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But if she goes a few days with zero responsibility, I'm going to take that as an opportunity to say, we mean what we say.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You weren't responsible for these last two days, so now we're giving the dog away.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I will say that so far I was very, I'm not anti-animals.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I like animals, but I was like, I got kids.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't want to deal with a dog.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But even though it's a nuisance, shitting and pissing everywhere, I actually am very connected to the dog.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

There's something in a human, like we're connected to them in a way that I don't think science, or maybe science can explain.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I just haven't gotten to that phase of being obsessed with it yet.