Chris Distefano

While we're landing, it's talking to the passengers saying everything's going to be okay. I understand that it's a little rocky. We might have a harsh landing. So I'm like, oh, wow, this is because of these recent incidents. Because it's like it's two in the last two weeks. The pilot, as we're landing, is talking the entire time.

While we're landing, it's talking to the passengers saying everything's going to be okay. I understand that it's a little rocky. We might have a harsh landing. So I'm like, oh, wow, this is because of these recent incidents. Because it's like it's two in the last two weeks. The pilot, as we're landing, is talking the entire time.

And my flight going out to Fort Lauderdale, our pilot was a woman and a guy got off the plane. Get out of here. I swear to God he walked off. And he said, oh, I'm actually going to get off the plane. And the lady was like, would you like to see me? I'm just not going to take this flight.

And my flight going out to Fort Lauderdale, our pilot was a woman and a guy got off the plane. Get out of here. I swear to God he walked off. And he said, oh, I'm actually going to get off the plane. And the lady was like, would you like to see me? I'm just not going to take this flight.

And my flight going out to Fort Lauderdale, our pilot was a woman and a guy got off the plane. Get out of here. I swear to God he walked off. And he said, oh, I'm actually going to get off the plane. And the lady was like, would you like to see me? I'm just not going to take this flight.

A land and takeoff is not fun. That's not fun. I did that once, and it was... I've been on that once. It's horrible. It's horrible, but that then... Actually, I'm sorry it happened twice. Once, the pilot talked to us the whole way, which is great. The second time, nobody said anything. So that was very, very nerve-wracking. Because you're like, did we get fucking hijacked? Yeah.

A land and takeoff is not fun. That's not fun. I did that once, and it was... I've been on that once. It's horrible. It's horrible, but that then... Actually, I'm sorry it happened twice. Once, the pilot talked to us the whole way, which is great. The second time, nobody said anything. So that was very, very nerve-wracking. Because you're like, did we get fucking hijacked? Yeah.

A land and takeoff is not fun. That's not fun. I did that once, and it was... I've been on that once. It's horrible. It's horrible, but that then... Actually, I'm sorry it happened twice. Once, the pilot talked to us the whole way, which is great. The second time, nobody said anything. So that was very, very nerve-wracking. Because you're like, did we get fucking hijacked? Yeah.

That's what you're thinking.

That's what you're thinking.

That's what you're thinking.

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

You're good to go. I won't even know. Yeah. Yeah, planes are definitely scaring out. But they say when you look into them that there were more incidents last year. The media is just covering more of them. I'm like, well, actually, yes, but it's also a plane fucking crashed in Washington, D.C. So that didn't happen last year. Sure, plane crash in Philly? Yeah.

You're good to go. I won't even know. Yeah. Yeah, planes are definitely scaring out. But they say when you look into them that there were more incidents last year. The media is just covering more of them. I'm like, well, actually, yes, but it's also a plane fucking crashed in Washington, D.C. So that didn't happen last year. Sure, plane crash in Philly? Yeah.

You're good to go. I won't even know. Yeah. Yeah, planes are definitely scaring out. But they say when you look into them that there were more incidents last year. The media is just covering more of them. I'm like, well, actually, yes, but it's also a plane fucking crashed in Washington, D.C. So that didn't happen last year. Sure, plane crash in Philly? Yeah.

Thank you so much. Hulu, it's just unfortunate. Go to christycomedy.com and then Madison Square Garden, September 11th. Hey, all I'm going to say is just come to that building. I'm not sure where the show is actually going to be. I know it's going to be in that building. It will be on that address. Could be upstairs or downstairs. Depends if the tickets start to cook a little bit.

Thank you so much. Hulu, it's just unfortunate. Go to christycomedy.com and then Madison Square Garden, September 11th. Hey, all I'm going to say is just come to that building. I'm not sure where the show is actually going to be. I know it's going to be in that building. It will be on that address. Could be upstairs or downstairs. Depends if the tickets start to cook a little bit.

Thank you so much. Hulu, it's just unfortunate. Go to christycomedy.com and then Madison Square Garden, September 11th. Hey, all I'm going to say is just come to that building. I'm not sure where the show is actually going to be. I know it's going to be in that building. It will be on that address. Could be upstairs or downstairs. Depends if the tickets start to cook a little bit.