Chris Distefano
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Podcast Appearances
I need the help. That's why we call him Yanni almost. Fuck. Yachty, always fucking almost.
I need the help. That's why we call him Yanni almost. Fuck. Yachty, always fucking almost.
I need the help. That's why we call him Yanni almost. Fuck. Yachty, always fucking almost.
This is the history hyenas. When was the last time you had milk? Dude, the last time I had just a full glass of milk was probably about a year and a half ago. I just had a full, I had to go get milk for my kids and I just put it in the fridge there and I was just looking at it and I was like, I'm going to drink some milk.
This is the history hyenas. When was the last time you had milk? Dude, the last time I had just a full glass of milk was probably about a year and a half ago. I just had a full, I had to go get milk for my kids and I just put it in the fridge there and I was just looking at it and I was like, I'm going to drink some milk.
This is the history hyenas. When was the last time you had milk? Dude, the last time I had just a full glass of milk was probably about a year and a half ago. I just had a full, I had to go get milk for my kids and I just put it in the fridge there and I was just looking at it and I was like, I'm going to drink some milk.
And then I drank just a full, like a full glass like that of milk, woke up about three hours later, explosive diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, ripping it off the backboard of the toilet, like a diarrhea, like a cartoon, you know? And I'm not lactose intolerant, but I think my body was just like, you can't just give me all this milk at once.
And then I drank just a full, like a full glass like that of milk, woke up about three hours later, explosive diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, ripping it off the backboard of the toilet, like a diarrhea, like a cartoon, you know? And I'm not lactose intolerant, but I think my body was just like, you can't just give me all this milk at once.
And then I drank just a full, like a full glass like that of milk, woke up about three hours later, explosive diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, ripping it off the backboard of the toilet, like a diarrhea, like a cartoon, you know? And I'm not lactose intolerant, but I think my body was just like, you can't just give me all this milk at once.
But I did hear, though, that theβready for this? They said two reasons why colon cancer is going up in youth. One, increased alcohol consumption. Sorry, Bert.
But I did hear, though, that theβready for this? They said two reasons why colon cancer is going up in youth. One, increased alcohol consumption. Sorry, Bert.
But I did hear, though, that theβready for this? They said two reasons why colon cancer is going up in youth. One, increased alcohol consumption. Sorry, Bert.
Please, thank you. Colonoscopy's great. And did you wake up and you weren't hard? No. Me either, dude. Fucking our dads were wrong.
Please, thank you. Colonoscopy's great. And did you wake up and you weren't hard? No. Me either, dude. Fucking our dads were wrong.
Please, thank you. Colonoscopy's great. And did you wake up and you weren't hard? No. Me either, dude. Fucking our dads were wrong.
Yeah, I've gotten two. Why, you have colon cancer in your family? No, well, here's what happened is, well, I'm 40, so they say start getting at 40, so I got cleaned. I was 51. 51, but I got cleaned. This last one I did, I didn't even do the propofol. I just said, just shoot her up there.
Yeah, I've gotten two. Why, you have colon cancer in your family? No, well, here's what happened is, well, I'm 40, so they say start getting at 40, so I got cleaned. I was 51. 51, but I got cleaned. This last one I did, I didn't even do the propofol. I just said, just shoot her up there.
Yeah, I've gotten two. Why, you have colon cancer in your family? No, well, here's what happened is, well, I'm 40, so they say start getting at 40, so I got cleaned. I was 51. 51, but I got cleaned. This last one I did, I didn't even do the propofol. I just said, just shoot her up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went old school. Wilderness. But when I was 35, they gave me one because what happened was I was having an anxiety attack and I took a shit that I felt looked questionable. I felt that I took a questionable shit. And so I took a peek because my mom, since I've been a little kid, she's told me two things and two things only, like on a daily basis. Don't do drugs. Big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went old school. Wilderness. But when I was 35, they gave me one because what happened was I was having an anxiety attack and I took a shit that I felt looked questionable. I felt that I took a questionable shit. And so I took a peek because my mom, since I've been a little kid, she's told me two things and two things only, like on a daily basis. Don't do drugs. Big.