Chris Distefano

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went old school. Wilderness. But when I was 35, they gave me one because what happened was I was having an anxiety attack and I took a shit that I felt looked questionable. I felt that I took a questionable shit. And so I took a peek because my mom, since I've been a little kid, she's told me two things and two things only, like on a daily basis. Don't do drugs. Big.

And then always before you flush your poop, you look at it and you make sure that your poop looks good. Yes. So I've been looking at my poop since I'm about six years old.

And then always before you flush your poop, you look at it and you make sure that your poop looks good. Yes. So I've been looking at my poop since I'm about six years old.

And then always before you flush your poop, you look at it and you make sure that your poop looks good. Yes. So I've been looking at my poop since I'm about six years old.

Yeah. I have to, I try to put my hand down there and no, no, no.

Yeah. I have to, I try to put my hand down there and no, no, no.

Yeah. I have to, I try to put my hand down there and no, no, no.

So, so I took a, I took a questionable shit is what a QS is what we call it. And so, and so, and so I have a friend, I have a friend who's a dermatologist, so nothing to do with the colon. Can I send you a pic? Yes. So I said, can I send you a pic? Exactly what I said. And he said, sure. Expecting to see some type of eczema or psoriasis. But I sent him just a nice cold shit.

So, so I took a, I took a questionable shit is what a QS is what we call it. And so, and so, and so I have a friend, I have a friend who's a dermatologist, so nothing to do with the colon. Can I send you a pic? Yes. So I said, can I send you a pic? Exactly what I said. And he said, sure. Expecting to see some type of eczema or psoriasis. But I sent him just a nice cold shit.

So, so I took a, I took a questionable shit is what a QS is what we call it. And so, and so, and so I have a friend, I have a friend who's a dermatologist, so nothing to do with the colon. Can I send you a pic? Yes. So I said, can I send you a pic? Exactly what I said. And he said, sure. Expecting to see some type of eczema or psoriasis. But I sent him just a nice cold shit.

And so he said, this is not my expertise. But...

And so he said, this is not my expertise. But...

And so he said, this is not my expertise. But...

Well, the thing is I'm calling him a friend, but I didn't even know him that well. I had his number because I booked him on ZocDoc a couple of weeks before. And he said, okay. He said, it's not my expertise. He said, but I would agree with you that it does look questionable. Because I said to the doctor, I said, is this a questionable shit?

Well, the thing is I'm calling him a friend, but I didn't even know him that well. I had his number because I booked him on ZocDoc a couple of weeks before. And he said, okay. He said, it's not my expertise. He said, but I would agree with you that it does look questionable. Because I said to the doctor, I said, is this a questionable shit?

Well, the thing is I'm calling him a friend, but I didn't even know him that well. I had his number because I booked him on ZocDoc a couple of weeks before. And he said, okay. He said, it's not my expertise. He said, but I would agree with you that it does look questionable. Because I said to the doctor, I said, is this a questionable shit?

Right away. And and he said, it does look questionable. So I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist and I said, you know, showed him the pic. And he said, look, I don't know if that's a filter. It could be it could be just the lighting. I really don't know. He goes, but.

Right away. And and he said, it does look questionable. So I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist and I said, you know, showed him the pic. And he said, look, I don't know if that's a filter. It could be it could be just the lighting. I really don't know. He goes, but.

Right away. And and he said, it does look questionable. So I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist and I said, you know, showed him the pic. And he said, look, I don't know if that's a filter. It could be it could be just the lighting. I really don't know. He goes, but.

Like you were posting it on Instagram? Yeah, like it was a snap. Is this Seba? Back in my Snapchat days. Is this Lowepro2? Is this Paris? So he says, let's take a look. Let's take a look. And I said, great. So we do it. And then I wake up and he's like, you know what? I'm happy that we took a look. You would have been fine, but you did have two polyps.