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Chris Distefano

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3172 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like you were posting it on Instagram? Yeah, like it was a snap. Is this Seba? Back in my Snapchat days. Is this Lowepro2? Is this Paris? So he says, let's take a look. Let's take a look. And I said, great. So we do it. And then I wake up and he's like, you know what? I'm happy that we took a look. You would have been fine, but you did have two polyps.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like you were posting it on Instagram? Yeah, like it was a snap. Is this Seba? Back in my Snapchat days. Is this Lowepro2? Is this Paris? So he says, let's take a look. Let's take a look. And I said, great. So we do it. And then I wake up and he's like, you know what? I'm happy that we took a look. You would have been fine, but you did have two polyps.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And those polyps could have grown and would have grown. And maybe there would have been cancer, maybe not. You don't know, but we clipped them. So now you should be good for five years. So he said, come back in five years. So I went. Five years?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And those polyps could have grown and would have grown. And maybe there would have been cancer, maybe not. You don't know, but we clipped them. So now you should be good for five years. So he said, come back in five years. So I went. Five years?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And those polyps could have grown and would have grown. And maybe there would have been cancer, maybe not. You don't know, but we clipped them. So now you should be good for five years. So he said, come back in five years. So I went. Five years?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He told me, you got seven years? I had three polyps. You had three polyps and he told you seven years? Why did I get five for two then? I don't know, man. What the fuck? Where did you get yours done? I got mine done in New York. Maybe my clinic was running a deal. Maybe we're doing a promo. Did you put in the promo code? I put in the promo code.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He told me, you got seven years? I had three polyps. You had three polyps and he told you seven years? Why did I get five for two then? I don't know, man. What the fuck? Where did you get yours done? I got mine done in New York. Maybe my clinic was running a deal. Maybe we're doing a promo. Did you put in the promo code? I put in the promo code.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He told me, you got seven years? I had three polyps. You had three polyps and he told you seven years? Why did I get five for two then? I don't know, man. What the fuck? Where did you get yours done? I got mine done in New York. Maybe my clinic was running a deal. Maybe we're doing a promo. Did you put in the promo code? I put in the promo code.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

She said always make sure you look in the toilet bowl before you flush down your pooper. How does this have to do with fucking milk? Because what happened was I told you I drank milk and I had explosive diarrhea after just one glass of milk, even though I'm not lactose intolerant. Because I honestly think the last time I had milk before that glass is I sucking it straight out of the titty.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

She said always make sure you look in the toilet bowl before you flush down your pooper. How does this have to do with fucking milk? Because what happened was I told you I drank milk and I had explosive diarrhea after just one glass of milk, even though I'm not lactose intolerant. Because I honestly think the last time I had milk before that glass is I sucking it straight out of the titty.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

She said always make sure you look in the toilet bowl before you flush down your pooper. How does this have to do with fucking milk? Because what happened was I told you I drank milk and I had explosive diarrhea after just one glass of milk, even though I'm not lactose intolerant. Because I honestly think the last time I had milk before that glass is I sucking it straight out of the titty.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. By the way, I remembered why I brought up colonoscopies because of the milk. I'm sorry. Keep going. Alcohol consumption, what scientists think is alcohol consumption on the rise is causing colon cancer and milk consumption on the low. People are drinking less milk because they think calcium fights against colon cancer and alcohol.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. By the way, I remembered why I brought up colonoscopies because of the milk. I'm sorry. Keep going. Alcohol consumption, what scientists think is alcohol consumption on the rise is causing colon cancer and milk consumption on the low. People are drinking less milk because they think calcium fights against colon cancer and alcohol.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. By the way, I remembered why I brought up colonoscopies because of the milk. I'm sorry. Keep going. Alcohol consumption, what scientists think is alcohol consumption on the rise is causing colon cancer and milk consumption on the low. People are drinking less milk because they think calcium fights against colon cancer and alcohol.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

fights for it alcohol is team colon cancer is it one of the doctors they fucking they fucks with colon cancer i always thought so we so we do they can they tell what causes cancer they they they well listen most likely the reason colon cancer is on the rise because of the additives in the food you know that yuca app dude this app dude go get the yuca app you start scanning shit

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

fights for it alcohol is team colon cancer is it one of the doctors they fucking they fucks with colon cancer i always thought so we so we do they can they tell what causes cancer they they they well listen most likely the reason colon cancer is on the rise because of the additives in the food you know that yuca app dude this app dude go get the yuca app you start scanning shit

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

fights for it alcohol is team colon cancer is it one of the doctors they fucking they fucks with colon cancer i always thought so we so we do they can they tell what causes cancer they they they well listen most likely the reason colon cancer is on the rise because of the additives in the food you know that yuca app dude this app dude go get the yuca app you start scanning shit

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you have, like, food here? You have, like, packaged food? Yeah. Bring me a package of some fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you have, like, food here? You have, like, packaged food? Yeah. Bring me a package of some fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you have, like, food here? You have, like, packaged food? Yeah. Bring me a package of some fucking food.