Chris Distefano

Yes, I have the Yuca app. Just bring me up some packaged food. We're going to start scanning shit, and you're going to start to be horrified at what's in the food.

Yes, I have the Yuca app. Just bring me up some packaged food. We're going to start scanning shit, and you're going to start to be horrified at what's in the food.

Yes, I have the Yuca app. Just bring me up some packaged food. We're going to start scanning shit, and you're going to start to be horrified at what's in the food.

Yes, bring those in. Nothing that's a sponsor. Yes, exactly. Leave Liquid Death in the fucking case. Yes, Liquid Death should be good, and anything I've scanned on HelloFresh is amazing. Right.

Yes, bring those in. Nothing that's a sponsor. Yes, exactly. Leave Liquid Death in the fucking case. Yes, Liquid Death should be good, and anything I've scanned on HelloFresh is amazing. Right.

Yes, bring those in. Nothing that's a sponsor. Yes, exactly. Leave Liquid Death in the fucking case. Yes, Liquid Death should be good, and anything I've scanned on HelloFresh is amazing. Right.

Well, dude, I just did a podcast before, and if they're a sponsor, edit this out, but they was all sponsored by Celsius. I scanned that Celsius, and UKAP told me hell fucking no. For real? They said Celsius is like a 20 out of 100. So wait, what's Yuka? So Yuka, the app, Y-U-K, Yuka, is an app that my girl got, my family, my wife, she's like, we got to start scanning our fucking food.

Well, dude, I just did a podcast before, and if they're a sponsor, edit this out, but they was all sponsored by Celsius. I scanned that Celsius, and UKAP told me hell fucking no. For real? They said Celsius is like a 20 out of 100. So wait, what's Yuka? So Yuka, the app, Y-U-K, Yuka, is an app that my girl got, my family, my wife, she's like, we got to start scanning our fucking food.

Well, dude, I just did a podcast before, and if they're a sponsor, edit this out, but they was all sponsored by Celsius. I scanned that Celsius, and UKAP told me hell fucking no. For real? They said Celsius is like a 20 out of 100. So wait, what's Yuka? So Yuka, the app, Y-U-K, Yuka, is an app that my girl got, my family, my wife, she's like, we got to start scanning our fucking food.

Yep. So we got the Yuka app and she starts scanning shit. And like, for example, you scan Entenmann's donuts, which I know donuts are not healthy. Everybody knows that. But when you scan Entenmann's donuts, a possible score, like spinach gets 100 out of 100. Entenmann's gets a zero out of 100 with 10 additives in there that all cause cancer. The redder the additive, the more it causes cancer.

Yep. So we got the Yuka app and she starts scanning shit. And like, for example, you scan Entenmann's donuts, which I know donuts are not healthy. Everybody knows that. But when you scan Entenmann's donuts, a possible score, like spinach gets 100 out of 100. Entenmann's gets a zero out of 100 with 10 additives in there that all cause cancer. The redder the additive, the more it causes cancer.

Yep. So we got the Yuka app and she starts scanning shit. And like, for example, you scan Entenmann's donuts, which I know donuts are not healthy. Everybody knows that. But when you scan Entenmann's donuts, a possible score, like spinach gets 100 out of 100. Entenmann's gets a zero out of 100 with 10 additives in there that all cause cancer. The redder the additive, the more it causes cancer.

No, no, no. But, but I knew it. No, but see, but, but then there's other things like, like a protein bar. I was just at the, at the coffee fix bagel store in LA yesterday. And I went to go get a protein bar with, with my egg sandwich. And I scanned one protein bar, one flavor, the same protein bar. I scanned one flavor. It got a 30 out of a hundred and the other flavor got an 80 out of a hundred.

No, no, no. But, but I knew it. No, but see, but, but then there's other things like, like a protein bar. I was just at the, at the coffee fix bagel store in LA yesterday. And I went to go get a protein bar with, with my egg sandwich. And I scanned one protein bar, one flavor, the same protein bar. I scanned one flavor. It got a 30 out of a hundred and the other flavor got an 80 out of a hundred.

No, no, no. But, but I knew it. No, but see, but, but then there's other things like, like a protein bar. I was just at the, at the coffee fix bagel store in LA yesterday. And I went to go get a protein bar with, with my egg sandwich. And I scanned one protein bar, one flavor, the same protein bar. I scanned one flavor. It got a 30 out of a hundred and the other flavor got an 80 out of a hundred.

Let's bring it in. Oh, shit.

Let's bring it in. Oh, shit.

Let's bring it in. Oh, shit.

I scanned her. She's good. She's 100 out of 100. Easy cheese. Here we go. Cheese whiz. Oh, my God. A two out of 100. Holy shit. Easy cheese pasteurized. Two out of 100. Additives. Five additives. Too high risk. Oh, my God. Look at these fucking sodium phosphate.

I scanned her. She's good. She's 100 out of 100. Easy cheese. Here we go. Cheese whiz. Oh, my God. A two out of 100. Holy shit. Easy cheese pasteurized. Two out of 100. Additives. Five additives. Too high risk. Oh, my God. Look at these fucking sodium phosphate.