Chris Distefano

I scanned her. She's good. She's 100 out of 100. Easy cheese. Here we go. Cheese whiz. Oh, my God. A two out of 100. Holy shit. Easy cheese pasteurized. Two out of 100. Additives. Five additives. Too high risk. Oh, my God. Look at these fucking sodium phosphate.

This additive contains phosphorus, a minimal whose current intake exceeds recommendations, have a harmful effect on the kidneys and increased risk of cardiovascular disease. Calcium phosphates could be present in nanoparticles, increased cardiovascular kidneys. I mean, so this one's fucking out.

This additive contains phosphorus, a minimal whose current intake exceeds recommendations, have a harmful effect on the kidneys and increased risk of cardiovascular disease. Calcium phosphates could be present in nanoparticles, increased cardiovascular kidneys. I mean, so this one's fucking out.

This additive contains phosphorus, a minimal whose current intake exceeds recommendations, have a harmful effect on the kidneys and increased risk of cardiovascular disease. Calcium phosphates could be present in nanoparticles, increased cardiovascular kidneys. I mean, so this one's fucking out.

Amazing. It was so good. I guarantee you, I haven't been home, but I guarantee you that was my three-year-old's exact lunch. But dude, so what I like about the UCAP is they give recommendations. So this cheese whiz can go fuck itself, but then we got what's better. You ready for this? Yeah. How about this? You want a cheese? I'll tell you what cheese.

Amazing. It was so good. I guarantee you, I haven't been home, but I guarantee you that was my three-year-old's exact lunch. But dude, so what I like about the UCAP is they give recommendations. So this cheese whiz can go fuck itself, but then we got what's better. You ready for this? Yeah. How about this? You want a cheese? I'll tell you what cheese.

Amazing. It was so good. I guarantee you, I haven't been home, but I guarantee you that was my three-year-old's exact lunch. But dude, so what I like about the UCAP is they give recommendations. So this cheese whiz can go fuck itself, but then we got what's better. You ready for this? Yeah. How about this? You want a cheese? I'll tell you what cheese.

Get the organic pasta four cheese from organics. 82 out of a hundo. And that's got no additives. All right. Yeah. Let's get which one. Which one do you think is possibly going to be good? Which one out of these do you think is healthy? Quest. Quest. Here we go. Let's fucking see. 16 out of 100. So bad. Dude, let me tell you something.

Get the organic pasta four cheese from organics. 82 out of a hundo. And that's got no additives. All right. Yeah. Let's get which one. Which one do you think is possibly going to be good? Which one out of these do you think is healthy? Quest. Quest. Here we go. Let's fucking see. 16 out of 100. So bad. Dude, let me tell you something.

Get the organic pasta four cheese from organics. 82 out of a hundo. And that's got no additives. All right. Yeah. Let's get which one. Which one do you think is possibly going to be good? Which one out of these do you think is healthy? Quest. Quest. Here we go. Let's fucking see. 16 out of 100. So bad. Dude, let me tell you something.

Dude, the additives are fucking crazy. The sodium's through. Now, I'm saying all this, but also I will tell you, full disclosure, I ate a toasted blueberry muffin with butter on the way here. And there was no barcode, so I couldn't scan it, so I just threw that puppy back. But this has calcium carbonate. This has all these things linked to cancer, linked to heart disease.

Dude, the additives are fucking crazy. The sodium's through. Now, I'm saying all this, but also I will tell you, full disclosure, I ate a toasted blueberry muffin with butter on the way here. And there was no barcode, so I couldn't scan it, so I just threw that puppy back. But this has calcium carbonate. This has all these things linked to cancer, linked to heart disease.

Dude, the additives are fucking crazy. The sodium's through. Now, I'm saying all this, but also I will tell you, full disclosure, I ate a toasted blueberry muffin with butter on the way here. And there was no barcode, so I couldn't scan it, so I just threw that puppy back. But this has calcium carbonate. This has all these things linked to cancer, linked to heart disease.

Let me just give you a recommendation, though. You know what's a better one? You ready for this? You think these protein ones are good? What they're suggesting you eat are the Harvest Frito-Lay chips. Those are 51 out of 100. Because they have no, because they're all about the, like they.

Let me just give you a recommendation, though. You know what's a better one? You ready for this? You think these protein ones are good? What they're suggesting you eat are the Harvest Frito-Lay chips. Those are 51 out of 100. Because they have no, because they're all about the, like they.

Let me just give you a recommendation, though. You know what's a better one? You ready for this? You think these protein ones are good? What they're suggesting you eat are the Harvest Frito-Lay chips. Those are 51 out of 100. Because they have no, because they're all about the, like they.

And that's what causes problems. Because the calories and you can burn all that shit off.

And that's what causes problems. Because the calories and you can burn all that shit off.

And that's what causes problems. Because the calories and you can burn all that shit off.

Nerds will be good. Nerds will be healthy. Let's see what nerds are. I guarantee you if nerds even gets one point, I'd be shocked. Nerds is four out of 100. I mean, get these the fuck out of here.