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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4049 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, go with the dates.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, and I said, cover up a little bit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

From the beloved emir.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, as Yanis and I said, well, Yanis says it on the pod, he's like, you know, the Islam, they have some interesting amenities when it comes to having a wife.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Jerry Jasmine's you know uncle who did 20 years in prison and all that

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He used to tell us that most of the guys he'd blow in prison were the guys who led the Muslim gangs.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Wow.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then he said what one Muslim, this is interesting, they would play the game there.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This Muslim guy was like kept threatening to like kill Jerry, whatever, whatever prison beef.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Sure.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then he had, he was able, he was also blowing a prison security guard and like sucking him off.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

100%.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So he was sucking off a prison guard, and he said to the prison guard, like, look, dude, I'll continuously give you blowjobs, but I'm going to blow this Muslim guy who's threatening to kill me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Can you secretly film it?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Wow, they pulled an Epstein Island.