Chris Distefano

A little vodka. A little vodka. Just a sip. Just a taste.

Because it's either that or I eat a fucking muffin. And the Yuka app's going to tell me don't eat the muffin. I'm trying not to drink tonight. Okay. You just literally told me you're going to drink before couples therapy, which is in 50 minutes. Yeah.

Because it's either that or I eat a fucking muffin. And the Yuka app's going to tell me don't eat the muffin. I'm trying not to drink tonight. Okay. You just literally told me you're going to drink before couples therapy, which is in 50 minutes. Yeah.

Because it's either that or I eat a fucking muffin. And the Yuka app's going to tell me don't eat the muffin. I'm trying not to drink tonight. Okay. You just literally told me you're going to drink before couples therapy, which is in 50 minutes. Yeah.

She goes, why wouldn't you? She's a good therapist.

She goes, why wouldn't you? She's a good therapist.

She goes, why wouldn't you? She's a good therapist.

A couple of therapy.

A couple of therapy.

A couple of therapy.

We got a couple of therapy. It really helped us a lot. It was rocky at first because the couples therapist, after knowing us for a couple of weeks, was like, maybe you guys should, maybe is there an idea of like entertaining a possible open relationship? Is that possible?

We got a couple of therapy. It really helped us a lot. It was rocky at first because the couples therapist, after knowing us for a couple of weeks, was like, maybe you guys should, maybe is there an idea of like entertaining a possible open relationship? Is that possible?

We got a couple of therapy. It really helped us a lot. It was rocky at first because the couples therapist, after knowing us for a couple of weeks, was like, maybe you guys should, maybe is there an idea of like entertaining a possible open relationship? Is that possible?

And I swear to God, I said, I said, I'm not, no, I don't, I don't want to do that. That's not, you know, at all. And then she's like, okay. But then I said, but just to ask some followup questions, why, What, what does that imply? Let's like, you know what I mean? Like, do you want to, what does that mean? And then, you know, it was just silent.

And I swear to God, I said, I said, I'm not, no, I don't, I don't want to do that. That's not, you know, at all. And then she's like, okay. But then I said, but just to ask some followup questions, why, What, what does that imply? Let's like, you know what I mean? Like, do you want to, what does that mean? And then, you know, it was just silent.

And I swear to God, I said, I said, I'm not, no, I don't, I don't want to do that. That's not, you know, at all. And then she's like, okay. But then I said, but just to ask some followup questions, why, What, what does that imply? Let's like, you know what I mean? Like, do you want to, what does that mean? And then, you know, it was just silent.

And then when we, as soon as we left that fucking therapy session, I mean, my girl was pissed. She was like, follow up questions. What's the fucking follow up question? And I was like, I don't know, because I just, I think I thought that I got a little nervous about like, okay, one woman for the rest of my life, one woman for the rest of my life. So I just got frantic, but now I'm calm.

And then when we, as soon as we left that fucking therapy session, I mean, my girl was pissed. She was like, follow up questions. What's the fucking follow up question? And I was like, I don't know, because I just, I think I thought that I got a little nervous about like, okay, one woman for the rest of my life, one woman for the rest of my life. So I just got frantic, but now I'm calm.

And then when we, as soon as we left that fucking therapy session, I mean, my girl was pissed. She was like, follow up questions. What's the fucking follow up question? And I was like, I don't know, because I just, I think I thought that I got a little nervous about like, okay, one woman for the rest of my life, one woman for the rest of my life. So I just got frantic, but now I'm calm.

Now I'm good. And I'm like, this is good. This is good. You want one woman and we got a beautiful family. We got engaged now.