Chris Distefano

Because the Muslim guys, it can't be out that they're gay like that.

So when this guy threatened to kill him, Jerry was like, oh yeah, well, how about I just post that?

Or how about I just show everyone that?

And then no more beef.

Sucked his way out, which is what he's taught me a thing or two.

And also I want to say, go get that Stavi calendar because I believe, I have full faith in my friend, that 2026 is going to be the last year that he's... It's a heavy... It's a fat boy calendar.

2027, it's going to look Stavi with AIDS.

It will...

Yeah.

One of these, you're going to take it too far and you're going to start looking like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

Because maybe it's like you don't mean to be fat, you're just feeding your head.

You know what I mean?

Your head just needs a little extra energy, but it just goes dispersed to your body.

That's possible science.

Yes.

100%.

Go get those calendars, and then listen to History Hyenas.

We got that.

And go to christycomedy.com.

I got one date so far in January, and it's in West Virginia.