Chris Distefano

Now I'm good. And I'm like, this is good. This is good. You want one woman and we got a beautiful family. We got engaged now.

Now I'm good. And I'm like, this is good. This is good. You want one woman and we got a beautiful family. We got engaged now.

Right. Honestly, sometimes we didn't even know. And sometimes we were just getting, we were out of control. But now we are fully together. Yeah. We've committed. Yeah, it's just good. I want it to be that way. We got a family. We got our kids. And we've been good. Now we're engaged. And I say wife. I say we're married, but not technically married yet.

Right. Honestly, sometimes we didn't even know. And sometimes we were just getting, we were out of control. But now we are fully together. Yeah. We've committed. Yeah, it's just good. I want it to be that way. We got a family. We got our kids. And we've been good. Now we're engaged. And I say wife. I say we're married, but not technically married yet.

Right. Honestly, sometimes we didn't even know. And sometimes we were just getting, we were out of control. But now we are fully together. Yeah. We've committed. Yeah, it's just good. I want it to be that way. We got a family. We got our kids. And we've been good. Now we're engaged. And I say wife. I say we're married, but not technically married yet.

But Puerto Ricans, they said, as long as you're engaged, you're fucking in. Yeah. That's what it is. So we're going to get married. We're going to do a Puerto Rican style, get married in my backyard. For real. That's how we roll. And so, and so, but it's fun. I like, you know what it is? I feel great being committed to it because then it's like, then it's like you just focus.

But Puerto Ricans, they said, as long as you're engaged, you're fucking in. Yeah. That's what it is. So we're going to get married. We're going to do a Puerto Rican style, get married in my backyard. For real. That's how we roll. And so, and so, but it's fun. I like, you know what it is? I feel great being committed to it because then it's like, then it's like you just focus.

But Puerto Ricans, they said, as long as you're engaged, you're fucking in. Yeah. That's what it is. So we're going to get married. We're going to do a Puerto Rican style, get married in my backyard. For real. That's how we roll. And so, and so, but it's fun. I like, you know what it is? I feel great being committed to it because then it's like, then it's like you just focus.

Like you just say, I got my, I got my family. I got my wife. I got, we're going to do my career and we'll, and this is great. And the family's happy and everybody's happy. And I'm like, oh, I was just scared of the commitment. And that's why I was in therapy for years because I couldn't commit to anything. Girls, my career, my fucking care. I just couldn't commit.

Like you just say, I got my, I got my family. I got my wife. I got, we're going to do my career and we'll, and this is great. And the family's happy and everybody's happy. And I'm like, oh, I was just scared of the commitment. And that's why I was in therapy for years because I couldn't commit to anything. Girls, my career, my fucking care. I just couldn't commit.

Like you just say, I got my, I got my family. I got my wife. I got, we're going to do my career and we'll, and this is great. And the family's happy and everybody's happy. And I'm like, oh, I was just scared of the commitment. And that's why I was in therapy for years because I couldn't commit to anything. Girls, my career, my fucking care. I just couldn't commit.

And it's, and it's exhausting to not commit. It's literally exhausting. Yeah.

And it's, and it's exhausting to not commit. It's literally exhausting. Yeah.

And it's, and it's exhausting to not commit. It's literally exhausting. Yeah.

You like that, dude? God, man. What's that like? What? Just to have that much hair. Dude, I just... Well, you know, all my friends are bald, so I just spiked this puppy up. I just did it up, and it's good. And also, I'm scanning my hair products on Yuka. I only use fucking 50, over 100 hair products. Are you serious?

You like that, dude? God, man. What's that like? What? Just to have that much hair. Dude, I just... Well, you know, all my friends are bald, so I just spiked this puppy up. I just did it up, and it's good. And also, I'm scanning my hair products on Yuka. I only use fucking 50, over 100 hair products. Are you serious?

You like that, dude? God, man. What's that like? What? Just to have that much hair. Dude, I just... Well, you know, all my friends are bald, so I just spiked this puppy up. I just did it up, and it's good. And also, I'm scanning my hair products on Yuka. I only use fucking 50, over 100 hair products. Are you serious?

Because the creams, all the creams and lotions... You can do, like, lotions on Yuka? Dude, the lotions that you put on your body... Some of these things are one out of a hundred. Some of them are just pure fucking cancer. Some of them are like you literally might as well just move to Chernobyl. It's like you're literally rubbing yourself down with Chernobyl juice. But the Yuka app saves.

Because the creams, all the creams and lotions... You can do, like, lotions on Yuka? Dude, the lotions that you put on your body... Some of these things are one out of a hundred. Some of them are just pure fucking cancer. Some of them are like you literally might as well just move to Chernobyl. It's like you're literally rubbing yourself down with Chernobyl juice. But the Yuka app saves.

Because the creams, all the creams and lotions... You can do, like, lotions on Yuka? Dude, the lotions that you put on your body... Some of these things are one out of a hundred. Some of them are just pure fucking cancer. Some of them are like you literally might as well just move to Chernobyl. It's like you're literally rubbing yourself down with Chernobyl juice. But the Yuka app saves.