Chris Distefano

But the way he walked past it, okay, so now there's a new thing that he's mad at.

What did you think?

What did you do?

I honestly don't know.

I honestly don't know, but I will find out.

And then hopefully I'll find out by next episode and I'll read the text on the show and then get him mad at me again.

I can't wait.

And we won't listen.

Hey guys, I'm Chris DeCifenu, as Ronnie said, a.k.a. Chrissy the American. And if you're like me, you love having opinions on things that you don't know anything about. Like, for example, there's no way childbirth is that bad, right? I mean, we have Tylenol. See? It's easy, Ronnie. So today, we're going to go through some of the world's biggest problems to find out if Chrissy can solve them.

Hey guys, I'm Chris DeCifenu, as Ronnie said, a.k.a. Chrissy the American. And if you're like me, you love having opinions on things that you don't know anything about. Like, for example, there's no way childbirth is that bad, right? I mean, we have Tylenol. See? It's easy, Ronnie. So today, we're going to go through some of the world's biggest problems to find out if Chrissy can solve them.

Hit me!

Hit me!

Tariffs. I have to be honest. I have no idea what a tariff is. I really don't. And don't pretend you do either, babes. And unless you went to, like, Hofstra University or one of the fancy ones. But I couldn't get in. When I first saw the word tariff, I thought it was a Dune character. I was like, yes, tariff will lead the sand people to freedom. I'm in.

Tariffs. I have to be honest. I have no idea what a tariff is. I really don't. And don't pretend you do either, babes. And unless you went to, like, Hofstra University or one of the fancy ones. But I couldn't get in. When I first saw the word tariff, I thought it was a Dune character. I was like, yes, tariff will lead the sand people to freedom. I'm in.

But listen, apparently that's not what tarifs are. It's, yeah, it's a tax on imports. And that sounds bad, because America imports everything. I'm pretty sure the only thing America makes are the Real Housewives. And those ladies are 50% plastic, so I don't even know if that counts. I mean, where does plastic come from? I honestly don't know, but it feels Chinese.

But listen, apparently that's not what tarifs are. It's, yeah, it's a tax on imports. And that sounds bad, because America imports everything. I'm pretty sure the only thing America makes are the Real Housewives. And those ladies are 50% plastic, so I don't even know if that counts. I mean, where does plastic come from? I honestly don't know, but it feels Chinese.

Anyway, if you're going to have a war, a trade war is probably better than like a war war. You know what I mean? Like with guys and women, obviously, you know, they kill each other, too. Ladies, my Gramps was in a war war. He was crawling through the mud dodging bullets in Okinawa. Now I'm just paying 80 cents more for guac. But hey, we're still both heroes.

Anyway, if you're going to have a war, a trade war is probably better than like a war war. You know what I mean? Like with guys and women, obviously, you know, they kill each other, too. Ladies, my Gramps was in a war war. He was crawling through the mud dodging bullets in Okinawa. Now I'm just paying 80 cents more for guac. But hey, we're still both heroes.

I'm going to go ahead and call this one solved. Next topic.

I'm going to go ahead and call this one solved. Next topic.