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Chris Distefano

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3172 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, it's high end. It's got high end shit. Biomedic. Hey, you know what? Dr. Diamond's Medicine. Let me write him in. Okay. I'm going to write him in. Hold on.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dr. Diamond's Medicine Plasma. That's what this is called? I think that is. 49 out of 100. So it's poor. It's not bad. It's got phenoxyethanol, which is a moderate risk, which is just a potential allergen. But this one is mostly green. Good.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dr. Diamond's Medicine Plasma. That's what this is called? I think that is. 49 out of 100. So it's poor. It's not bad. It's got phenoxyethanol, which is a moderate risk, which is just a potential allergen. But this one is mostly green. Good.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dr. Diamond's Medicine Plasma. That's what this is called? I think that is. 49 out of 100. So it's poor. It's not bad. It's got phenoxyethanol, which is a moderate risk, which is just a potential allergen. But this one is mostly green. Good.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dr. Diamond actually came through. Dr. Diamond actually came through with, I'm surprised by that. Dr. Squatch is the better doctor, they're saying here. Dr. Squatch? They're saying Dr. Squatch is excellent. Dr. Diamond's poor. That's what they're saying.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dr. Diamond actually came through. Dr. Diamond actually came through with, I'm surprised by that. Dr. Squatch is the better doctor, they're saying here. Dr. Squatch? They're saying Dr. Squatch is excellent. Dr. Diamond's poor. That's what they're saying.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dr. Diamond actually came through. Dr. Diamond actually came through with, I'm surprised by that. Dr. Squatch is the better doctor, they're saying here. Dr. Squatch? They're saying Dr. Squatch is excellent. Dr. Diamond's poor. That's what they're saying.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Squatch is the one you get in Target, but Squatch is the one Joe Rogan uses on his pits. For real. Joe Rogan, when I did the show a couple of weeks ago, me and Giannis went on, his trainers went on, and he told us to smell his pits because he said that he's scentless. And we smelled this Dr. Squatch armpit juice, and it was fucking awesome. So I could see why this is 100. Really?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Squatch is the one you get in Target, but Squatch is the one Joe Rogan uses on his pits. For real. Joe Rogan, when I did the show a couple of weeks ago, me and Giannis went on, his trainers went on, and he told us to smell his pits because he said that he's scentless. And we smelled this Dr. Squatch armpit juice, and it was fucking awesome. So I could see why this is 100. Really?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Squatch is the one you get in Target, but Squatch is the one Joe Rogan uses on his pits. For real. Joe Rogan, when I did the show a couple of weeks ago, me and Giannis went on, his trainers went on, and he told us to smell his pits because he said that he's scentless. And we smelled this Dr. Squatch armpit juice, and it was fucking awesome. So I could see why this is 100. Really?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This is Rogan pit approved. Dr. Squatch. Yeah. This is good, dude. See, this will go in my ass.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This is Rogan pit approved. Dr. Squatch. Yeah. This is good, dude. See, this will go in my ass.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This is Rogan pit approved. Dr. Squatch. Yeah. This is good, dude. See, this will go in my ass.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Everyone's going to Turkey.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Everyone's going to Turkey.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Everyone's going to Turkey.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

They will fucking kill Ari in Turkey. That is the enemy of all enemies. I mean, they couldn't think of a worse person.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

They will fucking kill Ari in Turkey. That is the enemy of all enemies. I mean, they couldn't think of a worse person.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

They will fucking kill Ari in Turkey. That is the enemy of all enemies. I mean, they couldn't think of a worse person.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I mean, yeah. They are actually waiting for fucking Ari to turn him into Turkey.