Chris Distefano

One time I had to break up a fight between a Hare Krishna and a meter made from Tajikistan. I was like, you guys both wear robes. Just be friends. True. Now, also, this is crazy. Did you know there's only 50,000 people in Greenland? I have 50,000 people on my block. Not for nothing. You guys are also being kind and greedy with that land. It's 600 million acres.

One time I had to break up a fight between a Hare Krishna and a meter made from Tajikistan. I was like, you guys both wear robes. Just be friends. True. Now, also, this is crazy. Did you know there's only 50,000 people in Greenland? I have 50,000 people on my block. Not for nothing. You guys are also being kind and greedy with that land. It's 600 million acres.

That's got to be at least four Home Depots. What are they doing in Greenland? I mean, is that where they make the plastic? I don't know. And if you're a liberal and you hate this, maybe you shouldn't have spent so much time telling Trump to go green. This is what he thought you meant. So, and I, it's true. And I got to be honest, that's what I thought you meant too. I'm an idiot.

That's got to be at least four Home Depots. What are they doing in Greenland? I mean, is that where they make the plastic? I don't know. And if you're a liberal and you hate this, maybe you shouldn't have spent so much time telling Trump to go green. This is what he thought you meant. So, and I, it's true. And I got to be honest, that's what I thought you meant too. I'm an idiot.

We cannot please these people. So I'm just going to mark this one not soft. All right. Yeah. Can't win them all. Well, that's it for me. I hope you didn't learn anything today because if you did, that means you're even dumber than me and I got bad news for you. You're definitely getting rejected from Hofstra. So I'm Chris DiStefano and I hope I solved that one for you.

We cannot please these people. So I'm just going to mark this one not soft. All right. Yeah. Can't win them all. Well, that's it for me. I hope you didn't learn anything today because if you did, that means you're even dumber than me and I got bad news for you. You're definitely getting rejected from Hofstra. So I'm Chris DiStefano and I hope I solved that one for you.

We're back. We got the kids back. We got everybody. Well, we lost a couple of kids in the divorce, but that's okay. But Yanni, my wife.

We're back. We got the kids back. We got everybody. Well, we lost a couple of kids in the divorce, but that's okay. But Yanni, my wife.

We're back. We got the kids back. We got everybody. Well, we lost a couple of kids in the divorce, but that's okay. But Yanni, my wife.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're going to have a battle of the patriots. Well, the sex is better than ever because Yanni, my wife, lost the weight. Yanni's weighing in at 196 now. It's the first time I see my lady. First time I see my lady under two hundo pairs.

We're going to have a battle of the patriots. Well, the sex is better than ever because Yanni, my wife, lost the weight. Yanni's weighing in at 196 now. It's the first time I see my lady. First time I see my lady under two hundo pairs.

We're going to have a battle of the patriots. Well, the sex is better than ever because Yanni, my wife, lost the weight. Yanni's weighing in at 196 now. It's the first time I see my lady. First time I see my lady under two hundo pairs.

Ozempic. It's just everyone. What are you on? You're doing it?

Ozempic. It's just everyone. What are you on? You're doing it?

Ozempic. It's just everyone. What are you on? You're doing it?

Yeah, and then you say, no, I'm just on repressed childhood memories.

Yeah, and then you say, no, I'm just on repressed childhood memories.