Chris Distefano

So I don't want to do any plastic surgery like that. I'll put product in my hair. You know, I'll try to look relatively presentable. You know, I'm going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. My whole offer, it's from Zara. You boy don't fuck around. And so, you know, shout out Zara, dude. I stepped up. Queen Center Mall, shout out Woodhaven Boulevard.

So I don't want to do any plastic surgery like that. I'll put product in my hair. You know, I'll try to look relatively presentable. You know, I'm going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. My whole offer, it's from Zara. You boy don't fuck around. And so, you know, shout out Zara, dude. I stepped up. Queen Center Mall, shout out Woodhaven Boulevard.

So I don't want to do any plastic surgery like that. I'll put product in my hair. You know, I'll try to look relatively presentable. You know, I'm going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. My whole offer, it's from Zara. You boy don't fuck around. And so, you know, shout out Zara, dude. I stepped up. Queen Center Mall, shout out Woodhaven Boulevard.

You have a style. You do. No shirt, jeans, flip-flops. No shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. You're the only guy. I've said this before. You're the only man who I genuinely like who wears jeans and flip-flops. Most men who wear jeans and flip-flops, I want to walk up to them and say, if you think your wife's not cheating on you, you're mistaken.

You have a style. You do. No shirt, jeans, flip-flops. No shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. You're the only guy. I've said this before. You're the only man who I genuinely like who wears jeans and flip-flops. Most men who wear jeans and flip-flops, I want to walk up to them and say, if you think your wife's not cheating on you, you're mistaken.

You have a style. You do. No shirt, jeans, flip-flops. No shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. You're the only guy. I've said this before. You're the only man who I genuinely like who wears jeans and flip-flops. Most men who wear jeans and flip-flops, I want to walk up to them and say, if you think your wife's not cheating on you, you're mistaken.

There's no way she's turned on by seeing your fucking toes, okay?

There's no way she's turned on by seeing your fucking toes, okay?

There's no way she's turned on by seeing your fucking toes, okay?

We, I hate, no, but, but, but the thing is you, I don't know what it is. You're just the guy and everyone's, you just, the way you do it, maybe because it's, you're the opposite of insecure. You're confident with it. And I'm like, that's just Bert being Bert. I mean, you're barefoot. You know what I mean? I'm barefoot right now. You're barefoot right now.

We, I hate, no, but, but, but the thing is you, I don't know what it is. You're just the guy and everyone's, you just, the way you do it, maybe because it's, you're the opposite of insecure. You're confident with it. And I'm like, that's just Bert being Bert. I mean, you're barefoot. You know what I mean? I'm barefoot right now. You're barefoot right now.

We, I hate, no, but, but, but the thing is you, I don't know what it is. You're just the guy and everyone's, you just, the way you do it, maybe because it's, you're the opposite of insecure. You're confident with it. And I'm like, that's just Bert being Bert. I mean, you're barefoot. You know what I mean? I'm barefoot right now. You're barefoot right now.

You make me want to take my shoes and socks off. And I like that. But I don't like a sandal. I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't, the last thing I want to see is your toes moving.

You make me want to take my shoes and socks off. And I like that. But I don't like a sandal. I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't, the last thing I want to see is your toes moving.

You make me want to take my shoes and socks off. And I like that. But I don't like a sandal. I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't, the last thing I want to see is your toes moving.

She's Puerto Rican. So she wants to go to the beach a lot. And I will, I refuse. Yeah, I have sneakers on and I'll take the socks off usually. And I'll just go, I'll fucking, I'll put on slip on Skechers. Like my dad. I'll put on water shoes. The last thing you'd see is my feet, dude. I hate my... It's just gross. For real?

She's Puerto Rican. So she wants to go to the beach a lot. And I will, I refuse. Yeah, I have sneakers on and I'll take the socks off usually. And I'll just go, I'll fucking, I'll put on slip on Skechers. Like my dad. I'll put on water shoes. The last thing you'd see is my feet, dude. I hate my... It's just gross. For real?

She's Puerto Rican. So she wants to go to the beach a lot. And I will, I refuse. Yeah, I have sneakers on and I'll take the socks off usually. And I'll just go, I'll fucking, I'll put on slip on Skechers. Like my dad. I'll put on water shoes. The last thing you'd see is my feet, dude. I hate my... It's just gross. For real?

It's just... Well, it's just like I'd almost rather... I'd rather literally... For me, it's... If you were like, what's gayer? For real, what's gayer? A man's foot on your... A man's foot on your face or his balls on your nose? I would say his foot on my face. Because the balls on the nose is like, that's just high school getting teabagged. Shout out Coach Curran. But... Camp in 1987.

It's just... Well, it's just like I'd almost rather... I'd rather literally... For me, it's... If you were like, what's gayer? For real, what's gayer? A man's foot on your... A man's foot on your face or his balls on your nose? I would say his foot on my face. Because the balls on the nose is like, that's just high school getting teabagged. Shout out Coach Curran. But... Camp in 1987.