Chris Distefano

I said, listen, the mortgage rates are the lowest they've ever been in history. I bought during that time. I said, let me wait till they triple, then I'm going to sell. And you did. That's what I did. And that's what I did because I like a little bit of the chaos, and it's a regrettable decision.

I said, listen, the mortgage rates are the lowest they've ever been in history. I bought during that time. I said, let me wait till they triple, then I'm going to sell. And you did. That's what I did. And that's what I did because I like a little bit of the chaos, and it's a regrettable decision.

But I will tell you this is I've been trying to look at a couple of houses again, and anyone on Zillow, anyone listening to me, any real estate agents that I may or may not hire because I'm always firing them and hiring them, I'm not looking for houses with detached garages. I need the garage attached to the house because that's where I put the gym. I don't pull my car into the garage.

But I will tell you this is I've been trying to look at a couple of houses again, and anyone on Zillow, anyone listening to me, any real estate agents that I may or may not hire because I'm always firing them and hiring them, I'm not looking for houses with detached garages. I need the garage attached to the house because that's where I put the gym. I don't pull my car into the garage.

But I will tell you this is I've been trying to look at a couple of houses again, and anyone on Zillow, anyone listening to me, any real estate agents that I may or may not hire because I'm always firing them and hiring them, I'm not looking for houses with detached garages. I need the garage attached to the house because that's where I put the gym. I don't pull my car into the garage.

I put my gym equipment in the garage, and I leave the car outside the garage, and I just wipe the fucking snow off like an American.

I put my gym equipment in the garage, and I leave the car outside the garage, and I just wipe the fucking snow off like an American.

I put my gym equipment in the garage, and I leave the car outside the garage, and I just wipe the fucking snow off like an American.

I made a few bucks on the house. If you consider breaking even, make it a few bucks. Well, I was going to say, if you consider making a few bucks. Which I do. Right. If you consider making a few bucks, meaning $4, then yes. Because I completely renovated the entire kitchen and bathrooms, and then I sold it a month later.

I made a few bucks on the house. If you consider breaking even, make it a few bucks. Well, I was going to say, if you consider making a few bucks. Which I do. Right. If you consider making a few bucks, meaning $4, then yes. Because I completely renovated the entire kitchen and bathrooms, and then I sold it a month later.

I made a few bucks on the house. If you consider breaking even, make it a few bucks. Well, I was going to say, if you consider making a few bucks. Which I do. Right. If you consider making a few bucks, meaning $4, then yes. Because I completely renovated the entire kitchen and bathrooms, and then I sold it a month later.

No, I did do that as well. Yes. And then he turned his pool into a coin pot.

No, I did do that as well. Yes. And then he turned his pool into a coin pot.

No, I did do that as well. Yes. And then he turned his pool into a coin pot.

And then the beautiful Palestinian family that bought it. They are enjoying a nice new home.

And then the beautiful Palestinian family that bought it. They are enjoying a nice new home.

And then the beautiful Palestinian family that bought it. They are enjoying a nice new home.

Well, that's what I said. I said, you know, that's the one way I'm helping with the war here. You know, as I gave the Palestinians a home on Staten Island. And then but I also, you know, I got with a two foot pool. I gave the Palestinians my house and I gave the my Jewish accountant the money. There you go. So I help both sides.

Well, that's what I said. I said, you know, that's the one way I'm helping with the war here. You know, as I gave the Palestinians a home on Staten Island. And then but I also, you know, I got with a two foot pool. I gave the Palestinians my house and I gave the my Jewish accountant the money. There you go. So I help both sides.

Well, that's what I said. I said, you know, that's the one way I'm helping with the war here. You know, as I gave the Palestinians a home on Staten Island. And then but I also, you know, I got with a two foot pool. I gave the Palestinians my house and I gave the my Jewish accountant the money. There you go. So I help both sides.