Chris Distefano
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For real, for real. Yes, Ron Funch commented nice. Thank you, Ronnie. Appreciate that. And shout out Ron Funch. And Ron Funches. But yeah, I'm doing that. So this is what I... So for me, and it's not about being the GOAT, which I respect Schultz doesn't.
For real, for real. Yes, Ron Funch commented nice. Thank you, Ronnie. Appreciate that. And shout out Ron Funch. And Ron Funches. But yeah, I'm doing that. So this is what I... So for me, and it's not about being the GOAT, which I respect Schultz doesn't.
For real, for real. Yes, Ron Funch commented nice. Thank you, Ronnie. Appreciate that. And shout out Ron Funch. And Ron Funches. But yeah, I'm doing that. So this is what I... So for me, and it's not about being the GOAT, which I respect Schultz doesn't.
That's what I mean. But that's the thing for me, is that I couldn't... You want to know my career for real, for real? I'm doing Madison Square Garden and headlining the arena September 11, 2025. September 19th, your boy's doing the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to sell it out. And that's just what it is. And so, but in New York, which I've only ever cared about, you know.
That's what I mean. But that's the thing for me, is that I couldn't... You want to know my career for real, for real? I'm doing Madison Square Garden and headlining the arena September 11, 2025. September 19th, your boy's doing the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to sell it out. And that's just what it is. And so, but in New York, which I've only ever cared about, you know.
That's what I mean. But that's the thing for me, is that I couldn't... You want to know my career for real, for real? I'm doing Madison Square Garden and headlining the arena September 11, 2025. September 19th, your boy's doing the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to sell it out. And that's just what it is. And so, but in New York, which I've only ever cared about, you know.
You are so, you are such a New York comic. Yeah. You give two fucks about the rest of the country. I don't fucking care. I mean, shout out Milwaukee. Shout out Jeffrey Dahmer. But I literally, I literally. my goal has been, so I've worked up the chain. You know, you do the, the venues, town hall, then the beacon, then radio city, then the theater at MSG. And now they put me on the big one.
You are so, you are such a New York comic. Yeah. You give two fucks about the rest of the country. I don't fucking care. I mean, shout out Milwaukee. Shout out Jeffrey Dahmer. But I literally, I literally. my goal has been, so I've worked up the chain. You know, you do the, the venues, town hall, then the beacon, then radio city, then the theater at MSG. And now they put me on the big one.
You are so, you are such a New York comic. Yeah. You give two fucks about the rest of the country. I don't fucking care. I mean, shout out Milwaukee. Shout out Jeffrey Dahmer. But I literally, I literally. my goal has been, so I've worked up the chain. You know, you do the, the venues, town hall, then the beacon, then radio city, then the theater at MSG. And now they put me on the big one.
And this is to me like how, like making it like the goat, that's what it is to me. For me, it's not about the other stuff. It's, I just want to be big in New York. And so that's my, that's my goal. And, and the tickets are the tickets, you know, we're on sale right now, christycomedy.com. So come see me September 11th, 2025. I have, you know, the September 11th,
And this is to me like how, like making it like the goat, that's what it is to me. For me, it's not about the other stuff. It's, I just want to be big in New York. And so that's my, that's my goal. And, and the tickets are the tickets, you know, we're on sale right now, christycomedy.com. So come see me September 11th, 2025. I have, you know, the September 11th,
And this is to me like how, like making it like the goat, that's what it is to me. For me, it's not about the other stuff. It's, I just want to be big in New York. And so that's my, that's my goal. And, and the tickets are the tickets, you know, we're on sale right now, christycomedy.com. So come see me September 11th, 2025. I have, you know, the September 11th,
story that i've told that's like my mini mini mini machine kind of it's like the thing that i i'm known for i'm going to tell that at the end and then i got i got special guests coming out and and and we just thought you know we were going to do this anyway but i was like i want to give i was going to give like money till i was going to give like money to like a 9-11 foundation but now what i want to do is i want to just give like 500 tickets to like first responders that's a better move
story that i've told that's like my mini mini mini machine kind of it's like the thing that i i'm known for i'm going to tell that at the end and then i got i got special guests coming out and and and we just thought you know we were going to do this anyway but i was like i want to give i was going to give like money till i was going to give like money to like a 9-11 foundation but now what i want to do is i want to just give like 500 tickets to like first responders that's a better move
story that i've told that's like my mini mini mini machine kind of it's like the thing that i i'm known for i'm going to tell that at the end and then i got i got special guests coming out and and and we just thought you know we were going to do this anyway but i was like i want to give i was going to give like money till i was going to give like money to like a 9-11 foundation but now what i want to do is i want to just give like 500 tickets to like first responders that's a better move
So we're going to just do that as opposed to a foundation.
So we're going to just do that as opposed to a foundation.
So we're going to just do that as opposed to a foundation.
It gets lost in the fucking- I want the first responders. I want the first responders there. Everyone. My class, like, dude, my Montreal, just for laughs, class was fucking nuts. It was like Hasan, Minaj, Michael Che, Sam Morrill, Mark Normand.
It gets lost in the fucking- I want the first responders. I want the first responders there. Everyone. My class, like, dude, my Montreal, just for laughs, class was fucking nuts. It was like Hasan, Minaj, Michael Che, Sam Morrill, Mark Normand.