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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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But I do need now the one amenity that I'm looking for is I want the garage attached to the house because I got my gym equipment right now in my detached garage in my house. And even though it's just a five-foot walk, I never use the gym. It's got to be attached to the house.

But I do need now the one amenity that I'm looking for is I want the garage attached to the house because I got my gym equipment right now in my detached garage in my house. And even though it's just a five-foot walk, I never use the gym. It's got to be attached to the house.

If it's attached to the house, I use it. If it's not attached to the house, I don't use it. That shit could be in my bedroom. That's Foley-level denial, and I respect it. You got all that equipment out there in the garage? Yeah, and I won't freaking use it. And I should. I should, but if it's attached to the house, I use it. And I make up the excuse that I got kids.

If it's attached to the house, I use it. If it's not attached to the house, I don't use it. That shit could be in my bedroom. That's Foley-level denial, and I respect it. You got all that equipment out there in the garage? Yeah, and I won't freaking use it. And I should. I should, but if it's attached to the house, I use it. And I make up the excuse that I got kids.

If it's attached to the house, I use it. If it's not attached to the house, I don't use it. That shit could be in my bedroom. That's Foley-level denial, and I respect it. You got all that equipment out there in the garage? Yeah, and I won't freaking use it. And I should. I should, but if it's attached to the house, I use it. And I make up the excuse that I got kids.

I can't be not in the same physical space as them if nobody's watching them. But if the garage is attached to the house, I say to the kids, hey, sit there. put on Netflix, put on the cartoons. Daddy's going to do his pull-ups and hit the weights. You can still yell in, tell him to start a sauce. Yeah, I could stand there and say, hey, get off the couch, stop hitting your sister.

I can't be not in the same physical space as them if nobody's watching them. But if the garage is attached to the house, I say to the kids, hey, sit there. put on Netflix, put on the cartoons. Daddy's going to do his pull-ups and hit the weights. You can still yell in, tell him to start a sauce. Yeah, I could stand there and say, hey, get off the couch, stop hitting your sister.

I can't be not in the same physical space as them if nobody's watching them. But if the garage is attached to the house, I say to the kids, hey, sit there. put on Netflix, put on the cartoons. Daddy's going to do his pull-ups and hit the weights. You can still yell in, tell him to start a sauce. Yeah, I could stand there and say, hey, get off the couch, stop hitting your sister.

And then I go back to the fucking treadmill.

And then I go back to the fucking treadmill.

And then I go back to the fucking treadmill.

We're taking it. I've never had it. We can't guarantee you can smell calzones when you come outside in the morning. Here's the thing, and I've been told by two different people. This is the first time they did this ever in their careers, and they both did it to me. I've been dropped by two real estate agents. Oh. Real estate agents never drop anybody.

We're taking it. I've never had it. We can't guarantee you can smell calzones when you come outside in the morning. Here's the thing, and I've been told by two different people. This is the first time they did this ever in their careers, and they both did it to me. I've been dropped by two real estate agents. Oh. Real estate agents never drop anybody.

We're taking it. I've never had it. We can't guarantee you can smell calzones when you come outside in the morning. Here's the thing, and I've been told by two different people. This is the first time they did this ever in their careers, and they both did it to me. I've been dropped by two real estate agents. Oh. Real estate agents never drop anybody.

I mean, you find these people on Zillow, and I've been dropped by two of them. How does that breakup call go? They say, we saw the most recent one. They were looking at houses in Westchester. I was trying to get out to the Burbs. They showed us 12 houses that all could have worked, and we said no to all of them.

I mean, you find these people on Zillow, and I've been dropped by two of them. How does that breakup call go? They say, we saw the most recent one. They were looking at houses in Westchester. I was trying to get out to the Burbs. They showed us 12 houses that all could have worked, and we said no to all of them.

I mean, you find these people on Zillow, and I've been dropped by two of them. How does that breakup call go? They say, we saw the most recent one. They were looking at houses in Westchester. I was trying to get out to the Burbs. They showed us 12 houses that all could have worked, and we said no to all of them.

All over the map. And then the agent on the 12th one said, listen, if this one doesn't work for you.

All over the map. And then the agent on the 12th one said, listen, if this one doesn't work for you.

All over the map. And then the agent on the 12th one said, listen, if this one doesn't work for you.