Chris Distefano

His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.

His actual hard penis. I used to have it. I used to try to pass it along as dick pics for me.

No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.

No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.

No, this isn't it. Is that it on the upper left, maybe? Is that it? Who's that? Orlando Bloom? Who takes it after they took a piss? Yeah. I don't know. No, that's not it. A lot of dick dicks. Oh, no, it's... Damn it. I wish... I don't have it in my phone anymore. Goddamn, Jasmine started deleting it all. Go to the... The UCAP, it should be on the UCAP.

His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.

His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.

His paid stick's 100 out of 100, no additives. Diplo's got a big dick, huh? Diplo's got a nice piece. Now, yeah.

Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,

Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,

Yeah. After the nighttime, you get chlamydia. You're like, you know what? I don't need to walk this off anymore. Why don't we just retire the good old dick and balls? And then now at least I know when I have a little pain during urination, I said, it's not an STD. It could be cancer, but that's better. At least it's just a fucking prostate cancer. Because that, and I also just felt like,

I kind of felt like there's no way I'm going to be able to even make it through this career unless I have some type, like you have your rock in the ocean, Leanne, right? So like I, that's what I have. I have my empanada. I have my empanada in the fryer, Jasmine.

I kind of felt like there's no way I'm going to be able to even make it through this career unless I have some type, like you have your rock in the ocean, Leanne, right? So like I, that's what I have. I have my empanada. I have my empanada in the fryer, Jasmine.

I kind of felt like there's no way I'm going to be able to even make it through this career unless I have some type, like you have your rock in the ocean, Leanne, right? So like I, that's what I have. I have my empanada. I have my empanada in the fryer, Jasmine.

I have my bodega because she's, you know, my little plantano because she, uh, you know, and it's just nice to come home and be like, you know, I have someone who's, who's taking like, like we feel like, um, we feel like, like a good unit. Now I take care of the career stuff and our family, you know, and our family has what they want. And then she takes care of the kids and the house and the home.

I have my bodega because she's, you know, my little plantano because she, uh, you know, and it's just nice to come home and be like, you know, I have someone who's, who's taking like, like we feel like, um, we feel like, like a good unit. Now I take care of the career stuff and our family, you know, and our family has what they want. And then she takes care of the kids and the house and the home.

I have my bodega because she's, you know, my little plantano because she, uh, you know, and it's just nice to come home and be like, you know, I have someone who's, who's taking like, like we feel like, um, we feel like, like a good unit. Now I take care of the career stuff and our family, you know, and our family has what they want. And then she takes care of the kids and the house and the home.

And then it all works together.

And then it all works together.

And then it all works together.