Chris Distefano
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Johnny. What do you think the last two years on, I would say if there's seven days a week, five out of the seven, I wake up in the middle of the night sweating because of these decisions. I mean, you are. You're something else. You're something else. But here's the thing.
The King of Queens house, though. You can't... There's got to be a meet in the middle, so I'm saying, hun... Why don't we just rent a dope apartment? I work in the city every day. The kids will love it. Son can still go to high school where he doesn't have to change schools. Let's get a beautiful apartment in the city. And she says no. In the city of Manhattan. In Manhattan. And she says no.
The King of Queens house, though. You can't... There's got to be a meet in the middle, so I'm saying, hun... Why don't we just rent a dope apartment? I work in the city every day. The kids will love it. Son can still go to high school where he doesn't have to change schools. Let's get a beautiful apartment in the city. And she says no. In the city of Manhattan. In Manhattan. And she says no.
The King of Queens house, though. You can't... There's got to be a meet in the middle, so I'm saying, hun... Why don't we just rent a dope apartment? I work in the city every day. The kids will love it. Son can still go to high school where he doesn't have to change schools. Let's get a beautiful apartment in the city. And she says no. In the city of Manhattan. In Manhattan. And she says no.
Get a nice one, but a rental. But a rental. Rent it out. I'm renting it out. I'm not looking to buy right now, but... It's not a great time to buy. It's not a great time to buy, but the women just don't understand that. It's not the language they speak. You're not wrong. So now you just have to fucking kind of sit here and just deal with it and just kind of keep saying, I can't afford it.
Get a nice one, but a rental. But a rental. Rent it out. I'm renting it out. I'm not looking to buy right now, but... It's not a great time to buy. It's not a great time to buy, but the women just don't understand that. It's not the language they speak. You're not wrong. So now you just have to fucking kind of sit here and just deal with it and just kind of keep saying, I can't afford it.
Get a nice one, but a rental. But a rental. Rent it out. I'm renting it out. I'm not looking to buy right now, but... It's not a great time to buy. It's not a great time to buy, but the women just don't understand that. It's not the language they speak. You're not wrong. So now you just have to fucking kind of sit here and just deal with it and just kind of keep saying, I can't afford it.
And then it gets to the point where it says, well, then just go find the guy who fucking will. I can't do it.
And then it gets to the point where it says, well, then just go find the guy who fucking will. I can't do it.
And then it gets to the point where it says, well, then just go find the guy who fucking will. I can't do it.
I proposed to her, I got the ring at Six Flags. It only cost me 400 tickets. It's what it is. Yeah, so we're doing that. Where'd you go for the diamond? Where'd you pop the question? I don't know. In the house.
I proposed to her, I got the ring at Six Flags. It only cost me 400 tickets. It's what it is. Yeah, so we're doing that. Where'd you go for the diamond? Where'd you pop the question? I don't know. In the house.
I proposed to her, I got the ring at Six Flags. It only cost me 400 tickets. It's what it is. Yeah, so we're doing that. Where'd you go for the diamond? Where'd you pop the question? I don't know. In the house.
In the house. Right there in the house. Monday morning, 7 a.m., right in front of the kids. He called a Palestinian, tried to ask her to marry her back in the old house. Back in the house. Yeah, can I do that? But no, so...