Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Pricing

Chris Distefano

👤 Person
3172 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's amazing. Yeah. I do feel like I have a basketball. I do feel like we're like a basketball team and two of my children are black, but I am their father. Yeah. Yes. Is that hers from the other one? No, they're my kids, but they're just turned. They came at two of them came out black.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's amazing. Yeah. I do feel like I have a basketball. I do feel like we're like a basketball team and two of my children are black, but I am their father. Yeah. Yes. Is that hers from the other one? No, they're my kids, but they're just turned. They came at two of them came out black.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's amazing. Yeah. I do feel like I have a basketball. I do feel like we're like a basketball team and two of my children are black, but I am their father. Yeah. Yes. Is that hers from the other one? No, they're my kids, but they're just turned. They came at two of them came out black.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And we did the DNA test, and it's not – it's pending.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And we did the DNA test, and it's not – it's pending.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And we did the DNA test, and it's not – it's pending.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But they are my children. Yeah. Tanisha. Tanisha. And Tarif. God. But, yeah, you know, I – because, you know, the thing is for me is I – you know, we have our three kids. We have a stepson and our two biological daughters, and they – A lot of people get married and have kids, but we had kids and then got married.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But they are my children. Yeah. Tanisha. Tanisha. And Tarif. God. But, yeah, you know, I – because, you know, the thing is for me is I – you know, we have our three kids. We have a stepson and our two biological daughters, and they – A lot of people get married and have kids, but we had kids and then got married.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But they are my children. Yeah. Tanisha. Tanisha. And Tarif. God. But, yeah, you know, I – because, you know, the thing is for me is I – you know, we have our three kids. We have a stepson and our two biological daughters, and they – A lot of people get married and have kids, but we had kids and then got married.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So it's kind of cool for us because we're like, oh, our kids now will have memories of our wedding, of when we proposed. My kids were involved in it all. So there is a little silver lining of that. A part of me is like, I wish I would have just fucking done this years ago so I wouldn't short sell my house in Staten Island. The thing... That's what I did.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So it's kind of cool for us because we're like, oh, our kids now will have memories of our wedding, of when we proposed. My kids were involved in it all. So there is a little silver lining of that. A part of me is like, I wish I would have just fucking done this years ago so I wouldn't short sell my house in Staten Island. The thing... That's what I did.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So it's kind of cool for us because we're like, oh, our kids now will have memories of our wedding, of when we proposed. My kids were involved in it all. So there is a little silver lining of that. A part of me is like, I wish I would have just fucking done this years ago so I wouldn't short sell my house in Staten Island. The thing... That's what I did.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because I thought I wanted, I was like, oh, me, we're not going to work out. So I was like, let's sell our fucking beautiful home with a 2.8% interest rate. But it's really just because I wasn't, I was scared to commit to anything. And now I'm fucking out there, fucking dick in the wind with mortgage rates at 7%. Fucking 20% sold in the pre-sale.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because I thought I wanted, I was like, oh, me, we're not going to work out. So I was like, let's sell our fucking beautiful home with a 2.8% interest rate. But it's really just because I wasn't, I was scared to commit to anything. And now I'm fucking out there, fucking dick in the wind with mortgage rates at 7%. Fucking 20% sold in the pre-sale.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because I thought I wanted, I was like, oh, me, we're not going to work out. So I was like, let's sell our fucking beautiful home with a 2.8% interest rate. But it's really just because I wasn't, I was scared to commit to anything. And now I'm fucking out there, fucking dick in the wind with mortgage rates at 7%. Fucking 20% sold in the pre-sale.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'm more responsible with money now than I've ever been. I have an accountant, of course, that I talk to. I talk to my accountant every day. Because I want to have a relationship with him where I'm like, what are we investing in? What are we doing? Because I feel that's my responsibility.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'm more responsible with money now than I've ever been. I have an accountant, of course, that I talk to. I talk to my accountant every day. Because I want to have a relationship with him where I'm like, what are we investing in? What are we doing? Because I feel that's my responsibility.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'm more responsible with money now than I've ever been. I have an accountant, of course, that I talk to. I talk to my accountant every day. Because I want to have a relationship with him where I'm like, what are we investing in? What are we doing? Because I feel that's my responsibility.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We have a little bit of an old school relationship in the sense of I do the money, the finance, I bring home the bacon, and then she takes care of the home.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We have a little bit of an old school relationship in the sense of I do the money, the finance, I bring home the bacon, and then she takes care of the home.