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Chris Distefano

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3172 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We have a little bit of an old school relationship in the sense of I do the money, the finance, I bring home the bacon, and then she takes care of the home.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I got it diversified. We got some invested. We got some in the cash account. We got some in the kid's 529. We got some in fucking Bitcoin.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I got it diversified. We got some invested. We got some in the cash account. We got some in the kid's 529. We got some in fucking Bitcoin.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I got it diversified. We got some invested. We got some in the cash account. We got some in the kid's 529. We got some in fucking Bitcoin.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Got a little crypto, baby. Woo! Chrissy Crypto. I grabbed those coins like fucking Mario. For real? Yeah. Yes. Dude, I bought a couple of biddies low. I bought a couple of biddies in 2021, son. For real? Yes. So nothing's appreciated like that. I don't go crazy with it. I got a friend who has 100% of his money in Bitcoin.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Got a little crypto, baby. Woo! Chrissy Crypto. I grabbed those coins like fucking Mario. For real? Yeah. Yes. Dude, I bought a couple of biddies low. I bought a couple of biddies in 2021, son. For real? Yes. So nothing's appreciated like that. I don't go crazy with it. I got a friend who has 100% of his money in Bitcoin.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Got a little crypto, baby. Woo! Chrissy Crypto. I grabbed those coins like fucking Mario. For real? Yeah. Yes. Dude, I bought a couple of biddies low. I bought a couple of biddies in 2021, son. For real? Yes. So nothing's appreciated like that. I don't go crazy with it. I got a friend who has 100% of his money in Bitcoin.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't know who it is, but he has to have the most money in the NFL because of how much it went up. He has to. Now, I don't understand it all, but I don't need to understand it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't know who it is, but he has to have the most money in the NFL because of how much it went up. He has to. Now, I don't understand it all, but I don't need to understand it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't know who it is, but he has to have the most money in the NFL because of how much it went up. He has to. Now, I don't understand it all, but I don't need to understand it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Wait, what? He bought 750 grand of Bitcoin?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Wait, what? He bought 750 grand of Bitcoin?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Wait, what? He bought 750 grand of Bitcoin?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yo, holy schmoly. What is his Bitcoin worth now? What is Odell's Bitcoin worth now? Right there. Oh, I'm sorry. Would be worth about what? How is that? No, it's got to be more worth more than that. Only from 750?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yo, holy schmoly. What is his Bitcoin worth now? What is Odell's Bitcoin worth now? Right there. Oh, I'm sorry. Would be worth about what? How is that? No, it's got to be more worth more than that. Only from 750?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yo, holy schmoly. What is his Bitcoin worth now? What is Odell's Bitcoin worth now? Right there. Oh, I'm sorry. Would be worth about what? How is that? No, it's got to be more worth more than that. Only from 750?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So what was it? What was the cost of one Bitcoin in 2016? Yeah. One BTC. Bitcoin. BTC, baby. 963 bucks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So what was it? What was the cost of one Bitcoin in 2016? Yeah. One BTC. Bitcoin. BTC, baby. 963 bucks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So what was it? What was the cost of one Bitcoin in 2016? Yeah. One BTC. Bitcoin. BTC, baby. 963 bucks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You would have had... No, no, no. Three Bitcoin. No, you would have had 3,000 Bitcoin. They were basically 963. So you'd have had like a little under 3,000 Bitcoin, right?