Chris Distefano
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I mean, look at this kid, dude. Jeffrey Dahmer, understood. Yeah. Understood. Look it. I mean, you know, he's got those lips. Just give him a little kiss. Yeah, I don't know. I just went to Florence, Italy for the first time. You ever go? Yeah. You went?
I mean, look at this kid, dude. Jeffrey Dahmer, understood. Yeah. Understood. Look it. I mean, you know, he's got those lips. Just give him a little kiss. Yeah, I don't know. I just went to Florence, Italy for the first time. You ever go? Yeah. You went?
To Florence, specifically?
To Florence, specifically?
To Florence, specifically?
It's interesting. Yeah, see, Mussolini's a guy I don't know a lot about. I mean, they hung his body upside down.
It's interesting. Yeah, see, Mussolini's a guy I don't know a lot about. I mean, they hung his body upside down.
It's interesting. Yeah, see, Mussolini's a guy I don't know a lot about. I mean, they hung his body upside down.
His mistress got murdered. Got murdered. That's what happens. Don't cheat. I think that's very fascinating, yeah, because when I went to Florence, it's a culture I didn't know much about. For real? With a last name like DeStefano? Yeah, but I told you, I'm mostly German, so I don't know.
His mistress got murdered. Got murdered. That's what happens. Don't cheat. I think that's very fascinating, yeah, because when I went to Florence, it's a culture I didn't know much about. For real? With a last name like DeStefano? Yeah, but I told you, I'm mostly German, so I don't know.
His mistress got murdered. Got murdered. That's what happens. Don't cheat. I think that's very fascinating, yeah, because when I went to Florence, it's a culture I didn't know much about. For real? With a last name like DeStefano? Yeah, but I told you, I'm mostly German, so I don't know.
He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.
He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.
He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.
And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?
And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?
And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?
And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.
And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.
And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.