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Chris Distefano

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3172 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I mean, look at this kid, dude. Jeffrey Dahmer, understood. Yeah. Understood. Look it. I mean, you know, he's got those lips. Just give him a little kiss. Yeah, I don't know. I just went to Florence, Italy for the first time. You ever go? Yeah. You went?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I mean, look at this kid, dude. Jeffrey Dahmer, understood. Yeah. Understood. Look it. I mean, you know, he's got those lips. Just give him a little kiss. Yeah, I don't know. I just went to Florence, Italy for the first time. You ever go? Yeah. You went?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To Florence, specifically?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To Florence, specifically?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To Florence, specifically?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's interesting. Yeah, see, Mussolini's a guy I don't know a lot about. I mean, they hung his body upside down.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's interesting. Yeah, see, Mussolini's a guy I don't know a lot about. I mean, they hung his body upside down.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It's interesting. Yeah, see, Mussolini's a guy I don't know a lot about. I mean, they hung his body upside down.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His mistress got murdered. Got murdered. That's what happens. Don't cheat. I think that's very fascinating, yeah, because when I went to Florence, it's a culture I didn't know much about. For real? With a last name like DeStefano? Yeah, but I told you, I'm mostly German, so I don't know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His mistress got murdered. Got murdered. That's what happens. Don't cheat. I think that's very fascinating, yeah, because when I went to Florence, it's a culture I didn't know much about. For real? With a last name like DeStefano? Yeah, but I told you, I'm mostly German, so I don't know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

His mistress got murdered. Got murdered. That's what happens. Don't cheat. I think that's very fascinating, yeah, because when I went to Florence, it's a culture I didn't know much about. For real? With a last name like DeStefano? Yeah, but I told you, I'm mostly German, so I don't know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He is, no, and he told me that his mom was half German, too. But he's culturally Italian. He's culturally Italian, yeah, but I'm just full of Axis blood. I'm all about the Axis powers, dude, and I have a Japanese penis. And, and so, and so, but, but I loved it because, and I couldn't, I was so amazed by the statues.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I mean, everyone would just, you know, obviously the flaccid penis and the balls. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then every statue I noticed was, you know, men. And then if there was a woman, almost exclusively every statue of woman, she's being in the statue. And I'm just like, what is the fucking, what is going on with this?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And nobody could explain, but I was like, every statue I see in the square, it's like a woman being like hurt and just a flaccid cock above her. Do you think Michelangelo, after he was done sculpting David, because you've seen it, 17 foot tall. I've seen David five times. So that statue's 17 feet tall. He'd have to take three months just on the cock.